Commercials

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Why do commercials have to exist?
Well, yeah they're how tv shows and youtube get paid, can't they please just give the money and go away?
I'm never going to buy these products because I only have bad memories of them.
When I see "glade scent" in a store I'm going to think of that time when I couldn't wait to see some youtube video and the ad popped up.
Also, "scent" just sounds gross to me.
It reminds me of skunks.
Why not "glade fragrance?"
Also, why are there ads that show something happening which is the opposite of what you want?
Like the Baby Bottle Pop ads.
It has people drink it, and then they turn into babies.
NEWS FLASH: I DON'T WANT TO BE A BABY.
I can still remember some ads but I still don't want to buy their product!
Like one ad I saw a long time ago said "real kids like GameFly."
I still don't want to buy it.
I'm still insulted by it.

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