The stupid "Love Gurus"

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There's always this girl I know who thinks she knows who everyone's crush is.
Especially who "likes" her.
"OMG THIS BOY LOOKED AT ME, THAT MEANS HE LIKES ME. THIS BOY SMILED IN MY PRESENCE, HE LIKES ME TOO. THIS BOY DOESNT EVEN KNOW I EXIST, BUT HE LIKES ME, I CAN TOTES TELL."
*looks at me*
"Oh, no one likes you, ALK, every aspect of you sucks,"
Then, if you have a sleepover with them or whatever, they'll be like
"Tell me who you like!"
"No"
"Tell me!"
"No"
"Fine. It's obvious who it is."
*turns red*"What? Who?"
"*says random boys name*"
I mean, these people have got to learn three things.
1. Not everyone likes you. In fact, about 2% of those people like you. I can tell because most of them have asked out other people about a week ago.
2. It's not like it's up to you to decide if a girl should be liked by a boy or not.
3. You have no clue who other people like.

I mean, really.
This isn't a fairy tale with all the "Love at first sight and never regrets it or changes their mind" crap.
Wake. Up. Now.

Farewell😘
-ALK

Merry Christmas everyone!

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