So, if any of you have read those awful Babymouse books (don't hate me if you like them), but it's a classic "diary book" cliché.
(See my Diary Books rant)
But, she's a mouse.
I can only imagine what the author was thinking.
"Oh, so I have this story, but it's really cliche. Hmm, I'll fix that by making everyone animals!"
So, she is a mouse, and so is her younger brother.
And they have the worst names I have ever heard.
The main character's name is Babymouse.
To put this in perspective, imagine this.
You: Hey, what's your name?
Them: Oh, hi! My name's Babyhuman.
You:*slowly walks away*
That's stupid, isn't it?
Because that's what naming a mouse Babymouse is like.
Also, her younger brother, also a mouse, is named Squeak.
Imagine this:
You: Hey!
Them: Nice to meet you! My name's Talk. What's yours?
You: *slowly walks away*
And her friend's name.
You: Hi!
Them: Hi! I'm Wilson.
You: *slowly walks away*
Okay, that last one wasn't a weird, or necessarily bad name at all.
But you would find that weird if every other person was named BABYHUMAN OR TALK!
See, why would you give someone a normal name, and name others things based off what animal they are?
Wilson was a WEASEL. I can think of a wide range of things you could call him, say, Weaselson.
Wow, it autocorrected Weaselson to Weasley.
But still, have you ever met someone named Talk?
Well, I'm named The Voice in my Head by you, how is that creative?
It would only be uncreative if I called you
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You probably didn't even notice one was spelled wrong.
I'm not kidding, one says BLAT.
Anyway, I might have gotten carried away with the BLAHs.
This is the first rant I've done in a while, but I'm not going to say it's bad, 'cause I'm conceited and I love it.
Farewell😘
-ALK
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