So you walk into a restaurant or bar.
AND EVERY FREAKING REGULAR CUSTOMER IS STARING AT YOU!
Everyone tells me that it's not a big deal, but no. Just no.
There are people staring at me.
I can practically feel them whispering, "What's he doing here?"
And I'm like, "I don't want to be here anymore!"
Because the regulars! It's like they look you up and down, and decide if they want you there or not.
If they seem to not want you there, they will stare at you the whole frickin' meal.
AND THEY NEVER LEAVE!
They stay there, staring at you, until you run away.
Like, dude, do you stay in the restaurant every hour of every day of every year of the week?
Or are you fake? Are you a little robot programmed to look at me and make me feel uncomfortable?
And no one else seems to have a problem with it!
I'm just like, "Aren't those guys creepy?"
"No"
And I'm like a minion and I'm just going "WHAAAA"
If you have so many regulars, business is going down, not up! Your only money will be from them!
Farewell😘
-ALK
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