There are these books that are meant to be someone's diary
You've probably all read one.
The girl versions are so predictable.
Recipe for a popular 'girl's diary' book
1. Create your main character. She must be dorky. MUST. But never smart. Always stupid. Add a pinch of saturated girliness.
2. Create the main character's crush. He has to be the jock or something. He is also not allowed to be smart. Mix in with a cup of the fact that the main character thinks he likes her but he actually likes...
3. The b*tchy girl. The b*tchy girl has to have 2 cups of blonde hair, 3 cups of popularity, and spice it up with hate toward the main character.
4. The main character's friends. Put a teaspoon of your main character mixture in, and a cup of irrelevance. They act just like the main character, or they're a nut job(*cough*Dear Dumb Diary*cough*). They don't really show up that much.
5. The subjects that she's good at. This will be in three bowls. Add English and the English teacher to the "good" bowl. Add math, the math teacher, gym, and the gym teacher to the "all hell breaks loose" bowl. Add the science teacher and science to the "whatever" bowl. Social studies and foreign language don't exist. Dodgeball is Satan's creation gifted upon her.
6. Her inner thoughts. This must take up 50% of the story. Add a tablespoon of weird, 2 tablespoons of random, and a teaspoon of irrelevant illustrations.
Mix together, bake for an hour, and ENJOY!
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Just Random Stuff
RandomI have a lot of random stuff in my head I would like to get out, such as anecdotes about horrible substitutes, me talking to the voices in my head, and rants about things that annoy me.
