The reads of others

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Okay, so I was reading some books, and some of the are like, "I have had this book out for two hours and it has 4k reads."
I'm like WHAT?
So, how does that work?
I've had this book out for like three weeks and it has about 275 reads.
But two hours and 4,000 reads?
And only about 5 chapters?
If I had five chapters, I'd have fifty reads!
They got 2,000 reads per hour.
Time to pop into the calculator app and figure this out.
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I'm back with results!
That's 33.infinitethrees reads per minute!
Do you know how hard that is?

Also, on a similar note, followers.
HarryPotterGurl222 , you have a similar chapter.
There are people out there who have 0 books, 0 following, joined 5 mins ago, have never done anything, and have 182765341237864612387634 followers.
All because their profile pic is some half-naked person looking creepy and provocative.
There are other people who have tons of really good books, but 13 followers because their profile pic is a lego person
A happy face.
A pusheen.
A little girl.
A default image.
Anything like that.
Comment if you think I'm talking about you :)

Farewell 😘
-ALK

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