Cliché crap

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Beep-beep-beep
RIIINGGG
I heard the beeping of my alarm clock.

THESE ARE CRAPPY BEGINNINGS!
I hate it when a fan fiction is begun with the beeping of an alarm clock!
Why not try a creative beginning, sweetie?
You should try to have some beginning other than your alarm clock.

I looked in the mirror at my flowing blonde hair that cascaded down my spine. My blue eyes sparkled with unique perfection. I sighed. I was so ugly.

Sigh.
You're describing a supermodel, honey.
Also, that isn't the only way to be pretty. People with dark hair can be pretty. African Americans can be pretty. Asians can be pretty. Latinos can be pretty. You, the reader, are pretty. (Unless you're a guy. Then you're handsome or whatever the hell I'm supposed to say.) Aliens can be pretty...

As long as their body parts are in a normal place, aliens can be pretty.

Racist!

Can someone please tell the voice in my head to stop?

Anyway, then, the "bad boy" falls in love with the main character and the book is crappy.
To new writers on Wattpad: DONT WRITE CLICHE SH*T!

If you write 'Will they fall in love?', Somewhere in the world a puppy cries.

Also, this is less common, but if you chose a name for your character, stick with it. I once read a book where the description said: Alison has just moved to Great Britain and she runs into a mysterious group of 5 boys. Note from me: Who do you think it is? I can't be One Direction! Will they fall in love?
In the rest of the book, they called her Krista. DAFUG?

And switching POVs. It makes no sense to read! (POV is point of view, btw)

Mary sue's POV
I looked at my crush, HEIFVNIDNF. He was so cute omg. I staaaaaaaaaaaaaared at him forever. Heifvnidnf's pov.
She was staring at me and I kissed her. The end.

You cannot see the POV change. You just think Who is mysterious 'she'?

Farewell! 😘
-ALK

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