You know how Wattpad recommends books to you every chapter?
It never looks interesting!
Most of what it suggests are 1d fan fictions, even though
a) I don't care for one direction, and
b) I don't care for fanfics, and
c) Every 1d fanfic I've read has been either terrible, uninteresting, or *coughs* age-inappropriate.
Others of the them are rant books that seem to be copy-pasted off some of the good rant books, and others are fan-fictions about, like, Alex from Target.
WHO ON EARTH WRITES A FANFICTION ABOUT A TARGET EMPLOYEE WHO LOOKED ESPECIALLY "CUTE" WHILE BAGGING ITEMS? WHO?!?
Sometimes it's a book with no title, a tiny description, no name, and the cover is someone's eyeball selfie.
Girl, we don't need to see your eye.
Also, sometimes it's next to a perfect, beautiful cover with a name and title and that sh*t that also has a cover with an eye on it.
WHERE DID WATTPAD GET THIS IDEA THAT I ONLY WANT TO READ BOOKS WITH EYES ON THE COVER?
Also, the people it wants me to follow.
You should follow "iSuckCauseImMadeOutOfPoo4775758" Because they read some book that you haven't touched in a month.
I have never heard of this person.
Thousands of people read that book.
So I should follow someone who I don't care about at all?
I wish there was a button that said
I don't want to.
Farewell😘
-ALK
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Just Random Stuff
SonstigesI have a lot of random stuff in my head I would like to get out, such as anecdotes about horrible substitutes, me talking to the voices in my head, and rants about things that annoy me.
