It was VidCon 2015. Literal Girl had been awaiting this moment for longer than she could remember.
She was going to meet her favorite youtube stars.
She brushed her red hair out of her face as she tried to catch a glimpse at them.
She could feel her heart start to beat faster.
She could not believe it.
"I am literally going to die of excitement!" Literal Girl squealed.
She was extremely excited.
She was talking to a group of other people she found, all equally excited for this moment.
"This is literally the best day of my life!" She exclaimed.
But something appeared that she hadn't prepared for.
A voice from the background.
"No, you're not. You mean figuratively," the voice said.
"LADY FIGURATIVE!" She screamed.
Lady figurative was her arch-nemesis.
She was always correcting literal girl's grammar.
"I literally cannot believe you're here!" Cried Literal Girl.
"Yes, you can," Said Lady Figurative, looking taken aback. "That's an incorrect use of literally."
"What are you even talking about?" Said Literal Girl. "I always use literally correctly."
"You never use literally correctly. You have terrible grammar."
Literal Girl felt very offended.
She could feel her face contort into a huge scowl.
"This calls for a duel!" Snarled Literal girl. She literally pulled out her weapon.
A storm cloud figuratively passed over Lady Figurative's face as she drew her own weapon.
She wanted to LITERALLY KILL Lady Figurative.
End.
I don't even know why I did that, but whatever.
Sort of based on an encounter I had with a girl who said 'literally' way too much, though I didn't actually confront her.
Farewell😘
-ALK
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De TodoI have a lot of random stuff in my head I would like to get out, such as anecdotes about horrible substitutes, me talking to the voices in my head, and rants about things that annoy me.
