TommyInnit oneshot

Gen z

(Minecraft)

"You will always be bellow me Tommy, you were always bellow me!"

Dream is currently threatening Tommy, if Tommy doesn't give up his discs he will build a wall around L'manberg.

"What- what if I wasn't? Just like, what if I brought out a loaded pistol and aimed it at you? How powerful are you now BITCH!!"

And that's what Tommy did, he brought out a loaded pistol from his pants and aimed it right at Dream, until...

"Or I could shoot myself! There would be no fun for you, wait. Hold up, would I be ghostInnit like ghostbur? Or would I be a mixture of ghost and Tommy, ooohh~ I could be toast!! Awuga, that's so cool isn't it chat!"

"W-who tf are you talking to?!"

"AHH!! When did you get there? I was having a lovely chat with the voices in my head, and you came to ruin it! Bastard,"

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(Minecraft)

"Lalalalalalalalala, Roses are red,"

Tommy picked up a red rose. Currently everyone is watching Tommy do whatever while he is in exile because they were going to lift the exile.

"The sun is shining,"

Tubbo noticed how the rest of it went m, and so did Ranboo. They both ran over to Tommy and helped him finish the poem.

"My metal health,
Is rapidly declining,"

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(Minecraft)

"Anyone under the height of 6'1 can't talk about fighting someone, what are you gonna do? Head but then in the nipples?"

That is Techno. Techno is currently 17, 6'2, and underestimates the power of the horns Tubbo has. Though, a 13 year old, 5'5 Tommy has a bone to pick. That bone just so happens to be a metal bat.

"Say goodbye to your neko neko kneecaps,"

"PUT THE METAL BAT DOWN TOMMY!!"

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(Minecraft)

"It's like we finish each other's..."

"Government theory's"

Tubbo and Tommy high-five in front of Techno while he is in a cage surrounded by orphans that he can't touch or hurt.

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(Real life, not Minecraft)

Tommy has a hobby, a big one. Hacking. He once played 'Never going to give you up' during a math test. The teacher canceled because they needed to stop the music and in order to do that they needed to find the source, the source was in the principals room... we don't need to tell them that, they did figure it out the next day though. The class worshiped the speakers that day.

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(Minecraft)

It was the middle of another war, as usual. An alarm went off saying 'MINOR TIME' all the minors knew what that meant. They all ran to the middle and drew a sign as if summoning a demon (𖦊༒𖦊) and said in union,

"THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES. THE TWENTY METER PACER TEST WILL BEGIN IN THIRTY SECONDS. THE SECOND TIME YOU FAIL TO COMPLETE A LAP BEFORE THE SOUND, YOUR TEST IS OVER! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP"

And with that they made a beeping sound, and everyone thought they were possessed.

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(Real life)

"Okay chat. Just watched something. Now I need to ask my parents something and I think your going to like it."

Tommy watched something about when he was a child, and he had an award winning question.

"So, MUUM?? WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME MY FIRST WORD WAS WHORE?!"

"WE WEREN'T!!"

"Yes chat, my first word was whore, don't ban me Twitch."

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(Minecraft)

"Write 'nothing is set in stone' on my grave as both a witty remark and a warning that I will be back, also. My blood type, is, red."

Wanna know what happened? Here you go!

"I wasn't injured Tubbo, I was lightly stabbed."

"What was that about being stabbed?"

"Lightly, I didn't want to worry you,"

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(Real life)

"Hey techno?"

"Yes, gremlin?"

"Do you wanna know why Wilbur and Phil are currently dying?"

"....Sure...."

Techno was streaming and decided to join the SBI discord for C L O U T and was welcomed by Wilbur and Phil dying of laughter.

"So Techno, say what you will about pedophiles, but at least they drive through school zones slower."

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(Real life)

"Okay class, I'm Katie Karen,"

"OH!! I KNEW I RECOGNIZED YOUR VEGAN DUMBASS!!"

"LANGUAGE MR. SIMONS"

"ENGLISH WITH A BRITISH ACCENT YOU VEGAN DOUGHNUT!!"

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(Real life)

"So Dream,"
    "What?"
"....Give me a moment..."
    "Okay?"

"...Wilbur? How does one continue a conversation you don't want?"

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           (Minecraft)

"Wanna know what our power is?"

    Tommy and Tubbo are the only humans on the hybrid server. Though they do have powers, just not what you would think.
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     They chugged two bottles of vodka, at the same pace, in two minutes.

   "And were not drunk!"

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:D

   -May 24, 2021-

-since I have a lot of drafts, I decided to put the last day I edited them on, like this one! The fan fiction part was last updated on May 24, 2021. I do this because I don't manage to finish the one shots in one day. Bye!

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