Zodiac High

*Mrs. Zodiac's Office*

*Libra and Taurus sitting across from their principal, with their heads turned sideways.*
MRS. ZODIAC: If one of y'all don't start speaking about that embarrassing fight that took place in lovely hallways, you can say goodbye to all of your after school plans for a month.
*Taurus and Libra makes eye contact with Mrs. Zodiac.*
LIBRA: That's unfair. I'm on the debate team.
TAURUS: And I'm on the dance team.
MRS. ZODIAC: Start talking.
LIBRA: *Points finger at Taurus.* It's all her fault. She's jealous of my boyfriend and I and wishes that Leo was with her.
MRS. ZODIAC: *Looks at Taurus.* You're fighting over that loser?
LIBRA: He's not a loser.
MRS. ZODIAC: *Rolls eyes.* Whatever.
TAURUS: Why would I fight over Leo when I'm with Aquarius, who is ten times better.
LIBRA: Because Leo is with me and you want him to be with you.
TAURUS: He could do way better than you.
LIBRA: Says the desperate wannabe.
TAURUS: I hope he breaks up with you.
LIBRA: And I hope Aquarius finds a girl that actually loves him and not in love with nobody else's boyfriend!
TAURUS: Nobody doesn't want him, except you.
LIBRA: You're the one that pretended to be pregnant by him.
MRS. ZODIAC: Miss Taurus. What the hell is wrong with you?
TAURUS: That was a mistake I made in the past, but now I have moved on with Aquarius.
MRS. ZODIAC: So, explain why the fight happened?
TAURUS: Because Libra is a bitch.
LIBRA: And you're a cunt.
MRS. ZODIAC: That's enough you two!
LIBRA: Look. All she had to do was apologize to Leo and I to get invite to my lavish birthday party but instead she caught an attitude.
TAURUS: I shouldn't have to apologize.
LIBRA: Your bff and bf wanted you to come and that was the only way you was getting an invite.
TAURUS: If I'm not coming, they're not coming.
LIBRA: Puh-lease. Everyone wants to come, including you.
TAURUS: When hell freezes over.
MRS. ZODIAC: I don't understand why you two girls would fight when yall have been friends since forever.
LIBRA: That friendship was broken since last year.
TAURUS: Can I go back to class? This convo is worthless.
MRS. ZODIAC: Not until you two tell me why you fought in my hallways.
TAURUS: Because Libra started it.
LIBRA: You're the one that bumped me.
TAURUS: And you're the one who stole the love of my life from me. You always knew I had a thing for Leo.
LIBRA: And he always had a thing for me.
TAURUS: Keep telling yourself that.
LIBRA: If he really liked you, y'all would still be together, but y'all not. He's with me and he's happier than ever!
TAURUS: That's fine because Aquarius treats me way better than Leo ever did.
LIBRA: So why are you obsessed with my boyfriend?
TAURUS: Why are you obsessed with me kissing your ass for a stupid invite?
LIBRA: Just apologize to us and we can move on.
TAURUS: Fine. I'll be the adult here. I apologize to you and Leo for my immaturity. Happy now?
LIBRA: Yes. We accept your apologize and now you can come to my party.
MRS. ZODIAC: Now I better not see you guys in my office for fighting again or I'm going to suspend y'all.
LIBRA: You won't see me here again. *Gets up from her seat.*
*Taurus walks out of the room.*
*Libra and Taurus stop as soon as they see their boyfriends.*
*Libra runs over to Leo and kisses him on the lips.*
TAURUS: Gross.
AQUARIUS: Anything he does is gross.
TAURUS: You can say that again. But good news. I'm going to the party with you this saturday!
AQUARIUS: You apologize to Libra?
TAURUS: Yes. I decided to be the mature one in there.
AQUARIUS: I'm so proud of you!
*Kisses Taurus.*
LEO: Hey lovebirds, let's go join the rest of the ditch squad.
TAURUS: *Looks at Aquarius.* What's he talking about?
AQUARIUS: Everyone decided to ditch for the rest of the day.
TAURUS: Let's go! *Grabs Aquarius' hand.*