Zodiac High

*SAGITTARIUS' BIRTHDAY PARTY*

SAGITTARIUS: *Holding a red plastic cup in his hand, filled up with dark liquor.* ITS MY MOTHAFUCKING BIRTHDAY! *Take a sip of his drink.*
*The party guests cheer in the spacious living room.*
LIBRA: *Pulls Sagittarius close to her.* I can't wait to make love tonight.
SAGITTARIUS: I vote no protection tonight.
LIBRA: I'm not trying to get pregnant again.
SAGITTARIUS: It's my fucking birthday.
ARIES: And birthday boy need to take another shot.
*Sagittarius follows Aries into the kitchen.*
SCORPIO: I hope I don't get a hangover.
LIBRA: I hope I don't get pregnant.
SCORPIO: *Stares at bestie.* Huh?
LIBRA: Birthday boy wants to have unprotected sex tonight.
SCORPIO: Don't do it.
LIBRA: It's his birthday.
SCORPIO: I don't care.
CANCER: *Joins Scorpio and Libra.*Hey guys!
LIBRA: You came.
CANCER: I came to have a good time.
SCORPIO: I thought you came to spy on Aries.
CANCER: I'm not worrying about Aries.
SCORPIO: You're completely over him?
CANCER: Yep! I just want him to a be a good parent to our child.
LIBRA: Your kid is probably going to be spoiled.
*Cancer shrugs.*
*Gemini and Aquarius are standing against the cream color wall, as their classmates are dancing to the latest Lil Baby's song.*
GEMINI: These shrooms need to hurry up and activate. *Glances at the time on iPhone.*
AQUARIUS: How do you do shrooms at a party? I could never.
GEMINI: It's all about your mental state and the subconscious of your mind.
AQUARIUS: I'll stick to drinking. *Takes a sip of his white liquor.*
*Capricorn is doing the robot dance while Virgo is shaking her hips to the latest song.*
VIRGO: The robot. Really?
CAPRICORN: I'm trying to have a good time.
VIRGO: I'm glad we came.
CAPRICORN: I needed a break from studying.
*Leo and Taurus enters the birthday party, removing their winter coats to expose their fabulous outfits.*
GEMINI: *Hugs Taurus.* You finally made it, you sexy alien!
TAURUS: Sexy alien?
AQUARIUS: She's on shrooms.
TAURUS: Is there more?
LEO: Shrooms. Really?
TAURUS: It's a fun experience. I recommend everyone should try it.
LEO: I'm gucci.
AQUARIUS: Alcohol keeps me happy.
TAURUS: Lame.
*Taurus and Gemini disappear into the crowd.*
AQUARIUS: Our girlfriends are wild.
*Leo zooms in on Libra having a full conversation with Europa.*
AQUARIUS: Are you listening?
LEO: *Focus back on Aquarius.* Huh? What?
AQUARIUS: Are you on drugs too?
LEO: I need a drink. *Walks off.*
LIBRA: You'll make an excellent governor.
EUROPA: And you'll make an excellent lawyer.
LIBRA: Cheers!
*Libra and Europa bump their cups and take a sip of their drink.*
LEO: *Approaches Libra and Europa.* Hey ladies.
EUROPA: *Looks at Libra.* I need to go refill my drink. *Looks at Leo.* No funny business. *Walks over to kitchen.*
LIBRA: Where's Taurus?
LEO: Who cares.
LIBRA: I'm not trying to have no drama on Sagittarius' birthday.
LEO: I miss you.
LIBRA: I told you, you and I are over. I love Sagittarius.
LEO: You love me.
*Libra walks away.* *Leo tries to grab her arm but Libra resists.* *Leo watches Libra reunite with the birthday boy.*
ARIES: *Pats Leo on the back.* You finally made it mothafucker.
LEO: Hell yeah. It's my boy's birthday.
ARIES: *Gives Leo a red plastic cup filled  with hard liquor.* Drink up. You gotta a lot of catching up to do.
*Pisces and Scorpio are playing beer pong against Cancer and Libra.* *Pisces' golf ball lands in the cup.*
SCORPIO: That's right. *High-fives Pisces.*
*Libra removes the middle cup from the pyramid and place it on the right side.*
SCOPRIO: Y'all sure you don't want to give up?
CANCER: This isn't a competition.
PISCES: Oh yes it is.
*Leo walks over to the expensive Bluetooth music player and hits the pause button on the newest Kanye West's song.* *The crowd stops dancing, eyeing Leo.*
SCORPIO: Why did he stop the music?
LEO: I'll like to make a birthday announcement.
VIRGO: It better be quick.
LEO: I want to say thank you Sagittarius for having an awesome birthday party!
*The crowd cheers as Sagittarius smiles and lift up his cup in the air.*
LEO: Can this wonderful girlfriend come up and join me?
*Libra looks at Scorpio.* *Scorpio shrugs.*
*Libra walks through the crowd, joining him.*
LIBRA: *Whispers in Leo's ear.* Why am I up here?
LEO: *Smiles.* You'll see. *Looks back at the crowd.* We know Libra loves Sagittarius so much.
SAGITTARIUS: Yes she does.
LEO: And Sagittarius love her back.
SAGITTARIUS: Damn right I do!
LEO: Even though, his precious star has a secret.
SCORPIO: *Murmurs.* Oh shit.
LIBRA: You better not.
ARIES: What's the secret?
TAURUS: She's probably pregnant again.
LEO: And you want to know what that secret is?
LIBRA: Don't do this.
PARTY CROWD: YES!
LEO: While Libra was fucking Sagittarius, I was fucking her too!
*The crowd grasps.*
CANCER: Did he say what I think he just said?
TAURUS: Did my boyfriend just say he was having an affair with my enemy?
GEMINI: *In a trance due to shrooms.* Yeahhhhh....
LEO: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAGITTARIUS! *Walks into the crowd.*
*Libra makes eye contact with the angry Sagittarius.* *Taurus appears in Libra's face.*
TAURUS: You fucking slut!
LIBRA: Go talk to your cheating boyfriend.
TAURUS: *Pushes Libra.* I want to talk to you.
*Cancer and Scorpio steps in between the two girls.*
CANCER: Let's not fight at Sagittarius' party.
*Sagittarius, Aries, and Pisces joins them.*
SAGITTARIUS: Actually. I hope Taurus beats the shit out of that slut. That will be the perfect birthday gift.
LIBRA: I get attack and Leo gets off scotch-free.
SAGITTARIUS: Who said he ain't getting his karma?
LIBRA: It was just sex. It didn't mean anything. You know I love you and only you.
SAGITTARIUS: I never would had cheated on you.
LIBRA: I know and--
SAGITTARIUS: I'm happy you aborted our baby. I can't be with a worthless cunt like you.
LIBRA: *Tears start racing down her cheeks.* I'm so sorry baby.
SAGITTARIUS: Get the fuck out of my house. You're not welcome here no more bitch.
*Libra wipes her tears and turn her back on her friends and classmates.* *She grabs her navy blue peacoat from the black velvet coach and vanishes into the snow.*