Zodiac High

*SCORPIO'S LOCKER*

*Libra watches Taurus and Leo, walk by, holding hands in the crowded hallway.*
SCORPIO: They look like they're in love.
*Libra fake vomits.*
SCORPIO: At least you can now focus on one guy.
LIBRA: I can't believe I cheated on Sagittarius with him.
SCORPIO: Good dick makes you do crazy shit.
LIBRA: It's in the past. I'll never speak to him again.
SCORPIO: Aren't y'all lab partners?
LIBRA: Don't remind me. No what. Let's change the subject. How was San Diego?
SCORPIO: Beautiful. I think I want to move there.
LIBRA: And I'll be living in NYC.
*Sagittarius wraps his arms around Libra's waiste as Pisces greets his girlfirend with a romantic kiss.*
SAGITTARIUS: Guess who?
LIBRA: My soulmate!
SAGITTARIUS: That's right!
*Libra and Sagittarius lips meet.*
SCORPIO: How was L.A.?
PISCES: It was lit! We gotta go together one day!
SAGITTARIUS: So much weed. *Looks at best friend.* You're so lucky that your parents own a cannabis company.
PISCES: Maybe your parents should had been hippies.
SAGITTARIUS: My mom used to be one, but my grandfather made her go to medical school so she can have access to her inheritance.
SCORPIO: That's fucked up.
SAGITTARIUS: And now she's an alcoholic doctor.
CANCER: *Approaches group.* Hey guys! How was everyone break?
LIBRA: You're talking to us?
CANCER: Fresh start.
SCORPIO: Did something happened between you and Taurus?
CANCER: God no. My grandparents gave me some good advice.
SAGITTARIUS: *Joking.* So. You didn't come over here to gossip about my ex?
*Pisces snickers.*
*Cancer rolls her eyes.*
*Capricorn and Aquarius glance over at the group and keep on minding their own business.*
PISCES: They're not fucking with us no more.
SAGITTARIUS: If they want to be boring, fuck them.
SCORPIO: I don't know why Aquarius is mad at us, he should be mad at his girlfriend.
CANCER: She still needs her ass beat.
ARIES: *Joins squad.* Who still needs their ass beat?
SCORPIO: *Staring directly in Aries' soul.* The guy who put all of us in detention before Thanksgiving break.
ARIES: Blame Cancer for being in her feelings.
CANCER: You shouldn't had never lied and cheated on me.
ARIES: Can we please leave that in the past?
CANCER: No!
ARIES: I thought you forgave me already?
CANCER: And why would you think that?
ARIES: Because we had sex.
CANCER: Oh my fucking gosh! You wasn't supposed to tell anyone.
ARIES: Well...Leo knows.
CANCER: I haven't told Taurus.
ARIES: Leo was in Miami with me.
PISCES: I'm still stuck on the fact that you two had sex.
LIBRA: Was it painful?
SCORPIO: Libra!
LIBRA: I wanna know.
CANCER: It felt different.
ARIES: You meant good?
CANCER: It was an one time thing. You can go back to fucking your hoes.
ARIES: I don't have hoes.
*Gemini is walking by, listening to her Spotify playlist, ignoring the group.*
CANCER: There goes one of them now.
ARIES: She's for everybody.
*First period bell rings.*
CANCER: Like you. *Leaves the group.*