Zodiac High

*LIBRA'S LOCKER*

*Scorpio and Libra are leaning against Libra's locker, watching their  classmates pass them.**Cancer and Taurus walks pass them giving them the evil eye.*
SCORPIO: What the fuck did I do to her?
LIBRA: Cancer is just being a bitch. Taurus on the other hand, you poured honey all over her best friend.
SCORPIO: I should had added some some sprinkles and whip cream.
LIBRA: I'm surprised she didn't fight you.
SCORPIO: She had to wash the honey out of her hair.
LIBRA: Did she say anything to you in science class?
SCORPIO: She ignored me the whole time. Not going to lie, I'm suspicious. She's probably plotting something.
LIBRA: And Virgo is probably helping her.
SCORPIO: Taurus is probably plotting with Cancer to get some type of revenge on you.
LIBRA: Their plan will fail.
SCORPIO: I still can't believe that Cancer tried to slap you.
LIBRA: And she said I wasn't that pretty.
*Virgo and Gemini approach Scorpio and Libra.*
SCORPIO: *Zooms in on Gemini.* You're ready to fight?
*Gemini opens up her glossy mouth but Virgo cuts her off.*
VIRGO: You're such a horrendous, wicked ass bitch! I can't believe I was best friends with you. Thank God showed me the light.
SCORPIO: What light? You're still hanging out with darkness.
GEMINI: You're the one with the dark aura.
SCORPIO: It's actually silver.
VIRGO: You mean black.
SCORPIO: Should you be sucking off Capricorn in the computer room?
VIRGO: I have standards.
SCORPIO: You have standards but you're hanging out with someone below your standards. *Using air quotes for the word standard.*
GEMINI: Pisces can do so much better than you.
SCORPIO: And so can Aquarius.
GEMINI: Aquarius loves me.
LIBRA: You mean the pussy.
GEMINI: Did Cancer slap the shit out of you this morning?
LIBRA: She tried but failed.
VIRGO: Says the liar.
LIBRA: Why would I lie? If I got my ass beat, I'll admit it. It will be embarrassing but hey.
VIRGO: You're an embrassment. *Examines both Libra and Scorpio.* You both are embrassment.
SCORPIO: And you're a judgemental bitch that acts like a nun but loves acting like a one dollar whore for her boyfriend.
VIRGO: Bitch! *Storms off.*
GEMINI: *Smirks.* You're so good at fucking up your friendships! *Follows Virgo.*
LIBRA: I can't wait for Virgo and Gemini get into a cat fight.
SCORPIO: It better happen quickly.