Zodiac High

*GIRL'S BATHROOM*

*Libra is applying her Fenty Beauty mascara in front of the bathroom mirror as Scorpio, Virgo and Cancer enter.*
LIBRA: Hey guys.
VIRGO: Have you talked to Sagittarius?
LIBRA: Yes. *Puts the mascara down and faces friends.* He told me he apologized to Capricorn and your boyfriend didn't forgive him which is understanding.
CANCER: You're still with him?
LIBRA: You're still with Aries.
CANCER: Thanks to your drug addiction boyfriend, Aries left me on our date and Scorpio had to come pick me up.
LIBRA: Sag isn't a drug addict!
VIRGO: He's getting close to being one.
LIBRA: For the hundred millions time, he's sorry for drugging Capricorn and ruining Scorpio's fabulous birthday party!
SCORPIO: A birthday I'll never forget.
LIBRA: There's always next year.
VIRGO: Thanks to your boyfriend, Cap and I had gotten into an argument.
LIBRA: Couples argue all the time.
VIRGO: We don't.
SCORPIO: Wait...really. *Looks at Virgo.*
VIRGO: Capricorn and I have perfect communication.
CANCER: Must be nice.
VIRGO: You can have that too if you dumped Aries but then again, he has been working on himself.
SCORPIO: He left Cancer at the restaurant.
CANCER: *Points at Libra.* All because of you!
LIBRA: I don't have shit to do with your relationship.
CANCER: He told me that he should has asked you out instead of me.
LIBRA: He was trying to make you mad.
CANCER: The point is, your boyfriend is ruining all of your friend's relationships.
LIBRA: Scorpio and Pisces are doing just fine.
*Scorpio shrugs.*
CANCER: You're still stupid for being with a drug addict!
LIBRA: And you're stupid for getting pregnant!
SCORPIO: *Raises eyebrows.* Shit.
VIRGO: You got pregnant too!
LIBRA: But I had gotten an abortion.
CANCER: Baby killer!
*Libra grabs her purple makeup bag and pushes through her friends.*
SCORPIO: Don't leave.
LIBRA: There's nothing to say. As long as I'm with Sag, I'm always going to be blame for everyone's relationship.
SCORPIO: I only blame him for ruining my birthday party.
VIRGO: We just think you can do better.
LIBRA: I'm fine with Sag.
CANCER: You only started dating him because Leo started dating Taurus.
LIBRA: And Aries is going to cheat on you again. *Leaves bathroom.*
CANCER: *Looks at friends.* Do you think Aries is going to cheat on me again?
SCORPIO: Are you guys even still together?
CANCER: ...
VIRGO: I mean, you can do better than Aries.
CANCER: I love Aries and he loves me!
SCORPIO: I'm just glad my boyfriend is a compassionate stoner.
CANCER: You sound like Virgo when it comes to having the perfect relationship.
SCORPIO: We are farrr from perfect. We don't argue over silly stuff.
CANCER: And I argue over silly stuff?
SCORPIO: Can we change the subject?
VIRGO: I'm going to see my boyfriend.
SCORPIO: Y'all forgave each other?
VIRGO: He apologized for his attitude last night.
SCORPIO: Then, why the fuck you attack Libra?
VIRGO: I mean, her boyfriend ain't shit.
SCORPIO: You ain't shit.
VIRGO: I'm always the shit.
SCORPIO: In your perfect world. *Looks at Cancer.* I'll see you in class! *Leaves bathroom.*
VIRGO: What a fucking bitch.
CANCER: Do you think Aries and I fight over stupid stuff?
VIRGO: Do you really want me to answer that?
CANCER: I got to find Aries.