Zodiac High

*AFTER SCHOOL DETENTION*

*The twelve Zodiac signs scatter in the chilly detention room.* *Sagittarius, Pisces, Scorpio and Libra take over the back row.* *Capricorn, Virgo, and Aquarius claim the front row.* *Aries and Leo take the middle ground, near the window.* *Gemini and Taurus sit on the opposite side of Aries and Leo.* *Cancer settles down in her spot, which is near the entrance.*
ARIES: This is so stupid. Having after school detention while everyone starts their break early.
MRS. ZODIAC: Cry me a fucking river.
ARIES: It's not my fault that my baby mama is emotional.
CANCER: *Turns around and glares at Aries.* It's not my fault that you're a slore and can't be honest!
ARIES: IT WAS ORAL SEX!
SAGITTARIUS: Probably was bad since you didn't make Gemini your girl.
GEMINI: Coming from the guy, who's always bragging about my head game.
MRS. ZODIAC: Enough! I'll be checking on you guys every 30 minutes. Behave or you're be expelled. *Exits the room, shutting the door behind her.*
VIRGO: If Yale rejects me, everyone is fucking dying in this room.
SCORPIO: Blame your bff.
GEMINI: It's not my fault I consider oral sex as sex.
CANCER: You could had at least clarify.
LEO: Why are we talking about oral sex?
CANCER: Because Gemini is a hoe.
GEMINI: Aries is a hoe too.
ARIES: I'm just a guy, trying to have a good time.
TAURUS: You're fucking every girl that talks to you.
ARIES: That would be your bff. I have standards.
VIRGO: The only people who have standards in this room are Aquarius, Capricorn and I.
SCORPIO: O-M-G! You didn't mention Gemini.
VIRGO: Stop instigating.
SCORPIO: Instigating what? I'm just speaking the truth.
CAPRICORN: Let's be quiet and do our work.
ARIES: Nerd!
CAPRICORN: Coming from a guy who isn't ivy league school material.
ARIES: I can buy your whole life.
CAPRICORN: Fyi, that's your parent's money.
CANCER: I hope you use that money to support your kid.
ARIES: Of course! My kid is going to be living a lavish lifestyle like his daddy.
LEO: Your kid is going to be stuntin' like his daddy.
SAGITTARIUS: That song is still a banger.
GEMINI: Please don't sing.
SAGITTARIUS: No one doesn't care what you have to say.
AQUARIUS: I do.
CANCER: *Focuses on Aquarius.* What do you see in Gemini, besides the sex?
SAGITTARIUS: *Fake coughs.* Nothing.
*Gemini raises her middle finger at Sagittarius.*
AQUARIUS: She has a really dope ass personality. To be honest, I should had dated her before Taurus.
TAURUS: But you still went after me.
LIBRA: Because Leo was already taken at the time.
TAURUS: Go back to being on mute.
LIBRA: I can do whatever I want.
LEO: Let's calm down ladies.
TAURUS: Stay out of this.
LIBRA: He's allow to speak. It's a free country.
TAURUS: You're lucky I didn't give you a black eye.
LIBRA: Because you can't fight.
TAURUS: *Removes herself from her desk.* Let's test out your theory.
CAPRICORN: We're not fucking fighting. I'm tired of being in detention with y'all mothafuckers.
VIRGO: And I'm not trying to get expell.
TAURUS: *Sits back down in her desk, glaring at her enemy.* This isn't over.