Zodiac High

*Mrs. Constellation's Office*

*Libra, Cancer, Virgo and Scorpio reclaim their former seats among their peers.*
SAGITTARIUS: My baby is back!
*Gemini and Libra roll their eyes.*
ARIES: I missed you! *Kisses Cancer's left cheek.*
SCORPIO: Where did Mrs. Constellation go?
PISCES: Zodiac's office.
SCORPIO: What happened?
VIRGO: I blame Leo for this.
LEO: You steady worrying about me. Worry about your man.
VIRGO: Atleast he's a man unlike your child ass.
*Everyone laughs except Taurus.*
LEO: The ladies like it.
AQUARIUS: What ladies?
LEO: Your girl.
AQUARIUS: She's not a lady.
SCORPIO: Damn.
TAURUS: And that's why you will never, ever have sex with me.
AQUARIUS: *Shrugs.* Okay.
SAGITTARIUS: So Libra. We chilling after school today?
LIBRA: I got plans.
LEO: Plans to abort another baby.
*Scorpio Removes herself from her spot, walking over to Leo.* *Libra lands her fist on Leo's nose.**Blood starts dripping on Leo's favorite Nike hoodie.*
SCORPIO: *Green eyes enlarges.* Oh shit!
CAPRICORN: Finally!
AQUARIUS: I guess there is a God.
*Gemini and Taurus look at each other and back at Leo.*
SAGITTARIUS: That's what he gets.
PISCES: *Nods head.* He should had kept his mouth shut.
ARIES: Damn bro! Could never be me!
CANCER: *Cheers.* Hit him again!
VIRGO: I wished she kicked him in the balls.
LEO: *Yells.* HOW DARE YOU?
*Sagittarius gets off from his seat, placing himself between Leo and Libra.*
LIBRA: You lucky it was your nose.
LEO: *Looking at Sagittarius.* Why are you in the middle?
SAGITTARIUS: I'm Libra's knight and shining armor.
TAURUS: She doesn't need a knight and shining armor.
SCORPIO: Zip your mouth before I beat your ass again.
TAURUS: That was seventh grade and you were lucky that time!
SCORPIO: Luck? I never lost a fight.
GEMINI: *Faces Taurus.* Stay out of it.
TAURUS: Leo just got hurt.
GEMINI: So. He deserved it.
TAURUS: What if Sagittarius got hurt?
GEMINI: I'll be so happy!
*Mrs. Constellation, Mrs. Zodiac and Mr. Space enter the room, sighing away in despair at the zodiac signs.*
MRS. ZODIAC: Everyone take their seat.
*Sagittarius, Leo, Libra, and Scorpio return to their chairs.*
MRS. ZODIAC: We have discussed that every Wednesday, you'll be having group therapy with Mrs. Constellation around your math class.
VIRGO: I don't need therapy.
ZODIAC: And I don't give a fuck.
LEO: *Points at Libra.* She punched me in the nose.
MR. SPACE: Finally! My prayers have been answered.
MRS. CONSTELLATION: You deserved it.
*Libra smirks.*
*Leo pouts.*
*Taurus frowns.*