Zodiac High

*Scorpio's House: Scorpio's Bedroom*

*Scorpio, Virgo and Libra are lying  comfortable on their sleeping bags, while Cancer sits Indian style on Scorpios's Inuyasha bed covers.*
SCORPIO: She lucky I wasn't there to drag her ass around the classroom.
VIRGO: She's so pathetic with a capital p.  Acting like a straight fool for Leo. *Looks at Libra.* Is his dick that good?
LIBRA: *Shrugs.* Yeah, but it's not I'm going to act cray cray good.
CANCER: Who's better? Sag or Leo?
*Scorpio and Virgo lean in for the answer.*
LIBRA: Ummm....I don't know.
SCORPIO: Tell us.
LIBRA: They're both the same to me. I don't know.
SCORPIO: All the guys I have been with, Pisces is the best. He knows the right spots.
CANCER: Aries for me! *Giggles.*
VIRGO: You can do so much better than him.
CANCER: He already apologized for all his wrong doings and hasn't fucked up recently.
SCORPIO: You love it, I like it. As long as he is changing to be a better person, I'm here for it.
CANCER: Thank you Scorpio!
SCORPIO: But, if he fucks up again, he's getting his head chopped off.
CANCER: No need for violence.
VIRGO: Speaking of violence. *Looks at Libra.* When are you going to get your lick back?
LIBRA: It's coming. I don't know when, but it's coming. She had the nerve to go around bragging to people that she punched me in the face.
SCORPIO: You mean that weak ass punch?
LIBRA: Exactly! My face is still pretty.
VIRGO: I don't know why she didn't punch her bff in the face for dating her ex.
SCORPIO: Because she crazy in love with Leo.
CANCER: Love does make people do crazy things.
VIRGO: Especially with teenagers.
LIBRA: I wouldn't be surprised if she purposely tries to have a baby by Leo.
VIRGO: And Leo will let that happened because he will feel like you both are even.
SCORPIO: And that's when he will be crawling back to Libra.
CANCER: Telling you how much he loves and misses you.
LIBRA: We're never ever, ever, ever getting back together. He fucked that up.
VIRGO: And you better not go back to that loser.
LIBRA: I'm not!
SCORPIO: Anyways. Let's talk about more important things aka my birthday party.
CANCER: I'm really loving the Addams Family theme.
LIBRA: I already got my cute black dress and matching shoes.
VIRGO: Same. I'm debating if I should do my hair like Wednesday Addams.
LIBRA: I thought about that too!
SCORPIO: Y'all should do it!
CANCER: And you're still having your party on a saturday?
SCORPIO: Of course! My parents aren't going to allowed me to throw a party on a weekday.
*Pisces and Sagittarius burst into the room, making the girls scream from the top of their lungs.*
SCORPIO: Y'all couldn't knock?
PISCES: *Plants his butt on the black and red desk chair.* Sorry y'all.
*Sagittarius sits down next to Libra, greeting her with a kiss.*
CANCER: Where's Aries?
SAGITTARIUS: Still at the party. He was in the middle of beer pong.
PISCES: He sends you his love.
*Cancer shows off her all white perfect teeth.*
SAGITTARIUS: Spill the tea ladies.
VIRGO: We were discussing Scorpio's birthday party plans.
SAGITTARIUS: Which I'm excited for!
SCORPIO: Calm down party boy.
PISCES: I'm here for the black mocktail drinks.
SCORPIO: And don't worry, I'm going to find a way to spike the drinks.
PISCES: Who else is coming?
SCORPIO: I know for sure, Gemini, Taurus and Leo are uninvited.
LIBRA: I'm loving the guest list.
SAGITTARIUS: I'm surprised he was chill at the party.
LIBRA: Did he say hi to you?
SAGITTARIUS: No.
PISCES: I think he was only chill because Libra wasn't there with you.
SAGITTARIUS: And plus, he had Taurus with him.
CANCER: What was Gemini doing?
PISCES: Being Gemini. Partying hard with the partiers and dancers.
CANCER: Where's Aquarius?
VIRGO: He's with Cap. They're at a Lil Wayne concert.
PISCES: I forgot that was happening tonight.
SAGITTARIUS: We should had gotten tickets.
PISCES: It was sold out. Remember?
SCORPIO: Back to the party. Any drama happened?
PISCES: Everyone was cool.
SAGITTARIUS: Yeah. It was a chill party. No drama. No nothing. Then again, we left early.
SCORPIO: All I know is, there better not be any drama at my party.
LIBRA: With the three assholes not being there, the party will be fine.
PISCES: Speaking of the assholes, Sag and I decided to have a meeting with the guys and make sure we squash all our beefs with one another.
SAGITTARIUS: Sag didn't decide anything. I told you the meeting was pointless.
LIBRA: Look at you be peacemaker.
PISCES: We all have been friends since childhood and all this unnecessary drama isn't needed.
LIBRA: Blame Leo.
PISCES: It's not just Leo, it's everyone.
SAGITTARIUS: I'm innocent.
SCORPIO: You're the one who told everyone that Aries had a threesome with Gemini and Taurus.
SAGITTARIUS: *Shrugs.* At least everyone knows now.
CANCER: I didn't need to know that information.
SAGITTARIUS: Well now you do.
VIRGO: I didn't need that image in my head.
SCORPIO: Damn. That sucks.
PISCES: After tomorrow, us guys will be good.
SAGITTARIUS: As long as Leo don't say shit to me we should be good.
LIBRA: I would say we girls should do the same thing but Taurus is an ain't shit bitch.
SCORPIO: Who needs to get popped in the face again.
CANCER: *Clutches fist.* Same with Gemini.
*Pisces shrugs and nods his head.*