Zodiac High

*CULINARY ARTS 4 CLASS*

*Gemini is placing the white plates on the white table while Taurus is slicing away at the cheesecake.* *Aquarius is pouring water into the clear plastic cups as Sagittarius is on his phone, scrolling through photos of him and Libra, sitting down in his black metal stool bar chair.*
GEMINI: What a day, what a day.
TAURUS: What a fucking day. *Places cheesecake slice on Sagittarius' plate.*
GEMINI: *Claims the seat across from Sagittarius.* We should go shopping today.
TAURUS: I would rather destroy Libra's pretty face. *Places slice on Aquarius' plate.*
AQUARIUS: I like seeing you suffer. Keep it up.
TAURUS: You're lucky I can't stab you. *Places slice on Gemini's plate.*
GEMINI: Maybe you and Sagittarius should fuck and get into a relationship. That will drive Libra insane.
TAURUS: *Places last slice on her empty plate.* How would that drive her crazy? She is out with Leo, doing God knows what.
AQUARIUS: Aren't Scorpio and Pisces with them?
SAGITTARIUS: *Places phone on the table.* Can we please stop talking about them?
TAURUS: I want Leo.
SAGITTARIUS: Leo doesn't want you.
GEMINI: A little harsh Sag.
SAGITTARIUS: It's the truth.
TAURUS: And Libra doesn't want you. *Takes a bite of her cheesecake slice.*
SAGITTARIUS: You were there when she said that she still loves me.
TAURUS: But she's hanging out with him.
AQUARIUS: They're probably fucking. *Puts fork of cheesecake in his mouth.*
SAGITTARIUS: I hope so. That's the only dick she's going to get.
GEMINI: So your feelings are gone, just like that. *Snaps fingers.*
SAGITTARIUS: Yep!
TAURUS: I wish my feelings worked like that. *Take another bite of the cheesecake.*
SAGITTARIUS: Take some drugs and you'll be fine.
AQUARIUS: *Looks at Taurus.* I don't fuck with you, but please don't take that advice.
TAURUS: I would rather eat a tub of ice cream and watch Mean Girls. Then head to the spa.
GEMINI: We should go to the spa after school.
TAURUS: Dance practice, remember?
GEMINI: Maybe you should go and I'll lead practice today.
TAURUS: I'm capable of leading practice today.
SAGITTARIUS: You don't seem like it.
TAURUS: Your opinion doesn't matter.
SAGITTARIUS: No wonder Leo cheated on your ass.
TAURUS: Libra cheated on you too!
SAGITTARIUS: She still has feelings for me unlike Leo. He never had real feelings for you. It must suck to find out the person you love, loves your enemy.
*Taurus removes herself from her seat, grabbing the cheesecake platter.* *Walks over to Sagittarius and slams it in his face.*
*Gemini smiles in satisfaction.*
SAGITTARIUS: YOU CRAZY BITCH!
MRS. ARTEMIS: *Comes over and stares at Taurus.* Detention!
GEMINI: I guess I'm leading practice after all.
TAURUS: Whatevs.