Zodiac High

*ZODIAC HIGH SCIENCE FAIR*

*The 12 Zodiac signs and their classmates are gather in the large gymnasium while the science teachers went around the room, with their clipboards and pens, judging each student project.* *Cancer watches Aries flirt with their senior classmate, Venus.
CANCER: He's such a fucking whore!
TAURUS: We know.
CANCER: *Looks at Taurus.* Why the fuck did God make me get pregnant by him?
TAURUS: Probably to teach you a lesson.
CANCER: *Curl fists.* Aries needs to be taught a lesson.
TAURUS: Wait until the science fair is over.
GEMINI: *Approaches Taurus and Cancer's booth.* This is so fucking boring.
TAURUS: I'm surprised you and your partner haven't fought yet.
GEMINI: I don't need another detention.
CANCER: *Looks at Gemini.* Oh damn. I was going to ask you to go slap Aries for me.
*Gemini glances at the flirting Aries while Aquarius chats with Capricorn.*
GEMINI: *Looks back at Cancer.* He's trying to make you mad.
CANCER: He's doing a real good job at it.
GEMINI: I say you should take a few hits from my blunt to calm you down, but I don't want to damage your baby.
*Cancer shrugs.*
*Libra is strolling by, holding two red Gatorades in her hands.*
TAURUS: You better be giving that other drink to Scorpio.
LIBRA: *Stops in the middle of the crowded floor, turning around.* Actually, your bf was thirsty. I was planning on getting one for myself, but he asked me to get him one too.
CANCER: Just leave. We don't need your negativity.
LIBRA: That's funny, because Aries said that I spread positivity.
CANCER: ARIES IS A FUCKING HOE!
*The students in the surrounding area start zooming in on the impending drama.*
*Aries, Capricorn and Aquarius gaze at an angry Cancer.*
AQUARIUS: *Looks at lab partner.* You better do something about that.
ARIES: She just wants my attention. Then again, who doesn't.
CAPRICORN: I don't.
ARIES: Hater.
TAURUS: Stay calm for the baby.
CANCER: I'm trying but people are trying me.
GEMINI: No one isn't trying you.
*Libra shakes her head and continues to her destination.*
*Back at Pisces and Sagittarius' table.*
*Pisces is walking around while Sagittarius uses a black ruler, pointing at a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas picture on the plastered white poster board.*
*The small group of teachers stand in front of the two best friends, scribbling on their clipboards.*
PISCES: Everyone plays gta but you don't see any of us shooting up Zodiac High.
MRS. GANYMEDE: *Glances at Pisces' pupils.* Are y'all high right now?
*Sagittarius blurts out laughing.*
*Pisces joins his buddy.*
*Zoom in on Capricorn and Virgo's science project.*
VIRGO: And as we were saying, some people feel angry when they see red while others feel passionate.
MRS. GANYMEDE: *Lookins impress, while jotting down notes.* Y'all should be proud of yourselves. Excellent work!
CAPRICORN: What can we say? We know our stuff.
*Gemini holds up Honeylicious bottle as Scorpio makes a hideous face in front of the judges.*
GEMINI: And Honeylicious turned out to be the sweetest when it comes to honey brands.
SCORPIO: Way to sweet in my opinion.
GEMINI: Because you have bad taste.
*Libra sprays the round perfume bottle at Mrs. Ganymede's right wrist.* *Mrs. Ganymede sniffs the scent and shows off her pearly white teeth.*
MRS. GANYMEDE: It smells so beautiful.
LEO: And in a few, you're going to start to feel better.
MRS. GANYMEDE: I'm starting to feel happier. *Looks at Leo and Libra.* If I was y'all, I'll get started on my trademark asap!
*Leo and Libra share a quick smile between the two.*
*Cancer is standing beside Taurus, in front of the blue poster board filled with images of junk foods, graphs and data.*
TAURUS: And yes, junk food can make you depress.
CANCER: Even though it's so yummy! *Rubs tummy.*
MRS. GANYMEDE: I'm still going to eat that piece of caramel cake when I get home.
*Aries is flexing his buffalo muscles in front of the judges as Aquarius watches him.*
AQUARIUS: And as you can see that my lab partner is flexing his muscles and feeling confident with it. So yes. Working out in the morning does increase your mood.
MRS. GANYMEDE: Maybe I should start working out in morning.
ARIES: I can train you. *Winks.*
CANCER: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING SLUT, WHORE, HOE, BUSS DOWN, SLORE!
MRS. GANYMEDE: Cancer!
ARIES: You gotta chill!
CANCER: I'll chill when you start to act like a gentlemen.
ARIES: I am a gentleman.
*Laughter escapes from Aquarius' mouth.*
CANCER: According to your partner, you're not. You're the biggest slore I ever met!
ARIES: You're just mad because we're not together.
CANCER: No! I'm mad because you lied about being a VIRGIN!
TAURUS: Oh boy.
*Pisces is walking by, but stops at Aries and Aquarius booth.*
PISCES: What's going on?
AQUARIUS: The same shit that always happens in this school. Drama.
*Aries walks over to his ex-girlfriend.*
TAURUS: Here we go again.
ARIES: What are you talking about?
CANCER: You told me you were a virgin when I met you!
ARIES: I was! Why the fuck would I lie about being a virgin?
CANCER: Because Gemini told me she took your virginity.
ARIES: She's lying to you!
CANCER: You're the liar!
ARIES: *Looks at Taurus.* Call your friend.
TAURUS: I'm not getting involve in this.
*Aries marches over to Gemini and Scorpio's booth.* *Aquarius, Pisces, Cancer and Taurus follows him.*
MRS. GANYMEDE: I'm getting Mrs. Zodiac.
*Sagittarius, Leo, Libra, Scorpio and Gemini are chilling at the honey booth.*
*Virgo and Capricorn approaches the honey booth.*
GEMINI: Thank gosh you came. I'm so bored.
SAGITTARIUS: Because no one likes you.
VIRGO: I do!
SCORPIO: Ew.
ARIES: *Approaches the booth, facing his target.* So. You took my virginity?
*Cancer, Taurus, Pisces and Aquarius stop right behind him.*
GEMINI: Why are you bringing this nonsense drama to my booth?
ARIES: Answer the fucking question.
AQUARIUS: Don't swear at my girl.
ARIES: Tell your girl to stop lying on my dick.
GEMINI: Everyone knows we fucked. I'm confused.
ARIES: You told Cancer that you took my virginity.
GEMINI: I did.
ARIES: You fucking liar!
CANCER: You're the fucking liar!
ARIES: I lost my virginity to you.
CANCER: Gemini just said she took it.
GEMINI: I meant I tolk his oral virginity.
CANCER: What?
SCORPIO: Huh?
PISCES: I'm so lost right now.
SAGITTARIUS: Me too.
GEMINI: Sex is sex to me. I count oral sex as sex.
CANCER: Why didn't you say that last night?
GEMINI: I didn't know you will blab your mouth to Aries about this.
*Cancer marches over to the stand, grabs the Honeylicious bottle and throws the bottle at Gemini.*
CAPRICORN: Did she just chuck a bottle at Gemini?
VIRGO: Don't fuck with pregnant people.
ARIES: Do it again!
GEMINI: You fucking bitch!
CANCER: You deserved it!
GEMINI: You're so lucky you're fucking pregnant.
CANCER: The sad part, I was starting to like you again.
SCORPIO: You know you can't trust someone like Gemini to be your friend.
GEMINI: You're not pregnant, I can hit you.
LIBRA: *Looks at Aquarius.* And this is the trash you want to be associated with?
TAURUS: You're trash.
LIBRA: I wasn't talking to you.
VIRGO: Maybe we all should chill out before we end up back in Mrs. Zodiac's office.
ARIES: Let Cancer beat Gemini's ass first.
VIRGO: Why do girls like you?
ARIES: Because I'm hot and you're not.
CAPRICORN: Let's just go back to our booths before--
*Cancer pushes Gemini.* *Gemini pushes Cancer back.* *The student body tune into the fight.* *Taurus steps in the middle between her friends.*
SAGITTARIUS: Move out the way Taurus, we're trying to see a show.
*Scorpio pours honey over Gemini's head.* *Virgo gasps as Cancer grins.*
LIBRA: That's my best friend!
*Taurus slams into Libra as Gemini focuses her attention on Scorpio.* *Libra and Taurus are fighting on the floor.* *Leo and Sagittarius are trying to break them up.* *Aquarius and Pisces are trying to break up Gemini and Scorpio's fist fight.*
VIRGO: Animals. Fucking animals.
CAPRICORN: And we all are about to get in trouble for this.
VIRGO: And were not even doing nothing.
CANCER: Gemini should be fighting me.
ARIES: *Puts arm around Cancer's shoulder.* You'll get her next time.
VIRGO: You're so toxic.
ARIES: I don't give a fuck what you think about me.
*Mrs. Zodiac pushes through the crowd with Mrs. Ganymede and the other science teachers.*
MRS. ZODIAC: DETENTION! AFTER SCHOOL!
*Everyone pauses in the fight.*
VIRGO: That doesn't include Cap and I, right?
MRS. ZODIAC: I'll see you there! *Walks away.*
VIRGO: Great. Another fucking detention.
ARIES: *Smirks.* Harvard is going to be so proud.
VIRGO: Fuck off! *Storms away, fuming out of her ears.*
CAPRICORN: And it's Yale, by the way. *Follows girlfriend.*