*Cancer's House: Dining Room*

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*Cancer and Aries are gather at the round black dining table set, going through Cancer's silver Hp laptop with pens and line paper scatter all over the table.*
ARIES: *Stops at Avengers picture.* Avengers.
CANCER: No.
ARIES: Think about it. Black Widow and Hulk.
CANCER: No.
ARIES: Marvel.
CANCER: No.
ARIES: But if it was Batman and the Justice League, the answer would be yes.
CANCER: I would love to do DC, but you hate them.
ARIES: Because Marvel is better.
CANCER: Marvel doesn't have Batman.
ARIES: Because Batman sucks. Iron Man would destroy his ass.
CANCER: No he wouldn't.
ARIES: Yes he will.
CANCER: Back to picking a theme.
ARIES: I still say Marvel.
CANCER: *Stops on a picture of The Little Mermaid.* What about a mermaid theme?
ARIES: No.
CANCER: It's pretty.
ARIES: You always do a mermaid theme for your birthday.
CANCER: Because mermaids are awesome.
ARIES: Wrong! Dragons are awesome.
CANCER: Mermaids are pretty.
CANCER'S MOM: *Enters dining room area.* How is it going?
ARIES: We're having a hard time choosing a theme.
CANCER'S MOM: I don't recall having a theme for my baby shower.
CANCER: Because you're old.
CANCER'S MOM: *Puts hands on hips.* Excuse me?
CANCER: Things are different now.
CANCER'S MOM: Just like your attitude.
CANCER: I'm sorry for calling you old.
CANCER'S MOM: Thank you.
ARIES: I got it!
CANCER: What is it?
ARIES: Mortal Kombat.
CANCER: No.
ARIES: Jurassic Park.
CANCER: I hate that movie.
ARIES: I'm out of ideas.
CANCER'S MOM: What about thing one and thing two?
CANCER: As in Dr. Suess?
CANCER'S MOM: Who else?
ARIES: Green Eggs and Ham is still my favorite Dr. Suess book.
CANCER: Not too complicated. It's easy and it's cute.
ARIES: *Looks at Cancer.* I'm down, if you're down.
CANCER: That's our theme!
CANCER'S MOM: I'm such a genius.
CANCER: Thank you so much mom!
CANCER'S MOM: Of course! I got to make sure my grandkids have a fabulous baby shower like I did.
ARIES: I still say we should do Power Rangers for our wedding theme.
CANCER: Not this again.
ARIES: It will be awesome!
CANCER'S MOM: Let me get started on dinner.
ARIES: I'm staying over for dinner.
CANCER'S MOM: I kinda of figure.
CANCER: *Focuses on boyfriend.* Power Rangers?
ARIES: I prefer Marvel, but my wifey prefers DC.
CANCER: Let's focus on the baby shower first.

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