Zodiac High

*Virgo's Birthday Party*

LIBRA: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGO! *Hugs Virgo.*
VIRGO: Thanks Libra! *Hugs back.*
LEO: Happy Birthday Virgo!
VIRGO: Thanks Leo!
LIBRA: Yes to the dress! I have splendid taste!
VIRGO: Excellent but very expensive taste when it comes to fashion.
LIBRA: When it comes to fashion, I got to make sure that I'm slaying all these hoes!
*Virgo laughs.*
SCORPIO: Hey guys!
VIRGO: *Hugs Scorpio, then hugs Pisces.* You guys finally made it!
LIBRA: So Pisces is your crush!
*Scorpio blushes.*
LEO: Y'all look good but not as good as my date and I.
PISCES: I see that Libra forgave you.
LEO: Of course! I'm irresistible!
LIBRA: Tone it down please.
VIRGO: I'll be back. More people has arrived.  *Leaves.*
LIBRA: I love how she is having her eighteenth birthday at the La Font Gallery. So elegant.
SAGITTARIUS: What's up guys? *Puts his arm around Gemini's shoulders.*
LEO: Y'all together?
*Sagittarius and Gemini shares a smirk among each other.*
PISCES: I'll take it as you guys are fucking each other.
SCORPIO: Thanks for the mental image.
SAGITTARIUS: My dude Pisces is finally with the girl of his dreams. I bet the sex is great!
*Gemini bursts out laughing.*
SCORPIO: What's so funny?
GEMINI: Your sex game.
SCORPIO: At least I never contracted gonorrhea.
*Sagittarius removes his arm from Gemini's shoulders.*
LEO: Ew!
GEMINI: You really want to get your ass beat.
SCORPIO: Bring it on bitch!
LIBRA: Guys! It's Virgo's birthday party and we're going to behave ourselves.
SCORPIO: Someone should had told Gemini we're not acting like wild animals tonight.
LIBRA: Scorpio stop!
SAGITTARIUS: You wanna get a drink?
GEMINI: Yeah. I'm done making small talk with this irrelevant hoe.
*Gemini and Sagittarius heads over to the bar.*
ARIES: Hey guys. Have you seen Cancer?
SCORPIO: Last time I saw her, she was admiring some art near the presents table.
ARIES: Thanks Scorpio! *Leaves.*
*Cancer is admiring art.*
CANCER: *Thoughts* My stomach feels like shit. Virgo is lucky that she's my best friend or I would had stayed home.
ARIES: Hey Cancer!
CANCER: *Turns around.* Hey Aries.
ARIES: You okay? You look like shit.
CANCER: I don't feel good.
ARIES: You want to go home? I can take care of you.
CANCER: Sounds nice. But I'm here for my best friend's birthday.
ARIES: You're such a caring person. I'm an idiot for fucking over a person like you.
*Back to Virgo and Capricorn.*
VIRGO: *Watching Aries and Cancer talk.* Look at them talk.
CAPRICORN: Hopefully those two get back together. Aries is a lost puppy without her.
VIRGO: I couldn't never get back with a cheater. Thank gosh I was blessed with a loving, faithful and freaky boyfriend!
CAPRICORN: Don't forget tonight! *Smirks*
VIRGO: How can I forget that you rented out a hotel suite for us, so I can get my birthday sex!
*Gemini and Taurus are talking.*
GEMINI: It doesn't take this long to snort coke.
TAURUS: That's Sag for you.
GEMINI: My party boy!
TAURUS: I still can't believe that Leo brought that bitch as his date.
GEMINI: Fuck him. You got Aquarius. And he's wayyy better!
TAURUS: I guess.
SAGITTARIUS: I feel so alive! *Joins Gemini and Taurus, higher than a kite.*
*Libra, Scorpio and Cancer are talking.*
LIBRA: Are you sure you don't want to go home?
CANCER: I'm good!
SCORPIO: You sure?
CANCER: Yeah!
*Virgo joins her friends.*
VIRGO: What are my favorite people talking about?
CANCER: Nothing much.
SCORPIO: What are your plans after this, birthday girl?
VIRGO: Birthday sex at the Hilton Hotel!
SCORPIO: Use protection!
VIRGO: We always do! I'm not trying to be a teen mom. I have goals.
LIBRA: To make this birthday real special for you, Capricorn should propose.
VIRGO: That would put the cherry on top of a perfect birthday.
CANCER: You're lucky to have a boyfriend like him.
VIRGO: *Gushes.* I know!
*Leo, Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn, Aries and Sagittarius are talking.*
SAGITTARIUS: My boy Capricorn is going to get some pussy tonight!
ARIES: I wish I was getting some.
AQUARIUS: You shouldn't had cheated.
LEO: I know I'm getting some tonight!
CAPRICORN: Keep dreaming.
LEO: No girl can resist me!
PISCES: Bruh! Just stop right there.
*Few moments later.*
*Everyone is singing Happy Birthday to Virgo.*
EVERYONE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR VIRGO! HAPPY BIRTH--
*Cancer vomits on Virgo's expensive, elegant high heels.*
VIRGO: CANCER!
CANCER: I'm so sorry! *Runs to the nearest bathroom.*
ARIES: I'll go check on her.
VIRGO: My fucking shoes are ruined!
TAURUS: Vomit or no vomit. I'm still eating that cake.
AQUARIUS: Nothing fazes you when it comes to food.
TAURUS: Nope!
VIRGO: *Having a hissy fit.* My fucking birthday is ruined!
LIBRA: Rest in peace to those red bottoms.