Zodiac High

*Aries' Locker*

*Aries, Pisces and Leo are standing around Aries' locker.*
LEO: Is it me or does our girlfriends hate us?
PISCES: Oh, they hate us. Scorpio pretends I don't exist. I'm nada.
ARIES: This is all Sagittarius fault.
LEO: And yours.
ARIES: How is it my fault?
LEO: Because you fucked Gemini and Taurus.
ARIES: You fucked Taurus too!
LEO: I don't recall.
PISCES: Cut it out you two!
ARIES: He started it.
PISCES: I don't care who started it. We have to get our girlfriends to speak to us.
ARIES: How?
LEO: I have been trying all night.
PISCES: We will think of something.
*A fuming Aquarius and a calm Capricorn enter Aries' hallway area.*
PISCES: What's up with Aquarius?
LEO: He's probably still pissed off that Aries fucked his girl.
ARIES: I fucked her once. You fucked her like 20 times.
LEO: It was a summer fling. It doesn't count.
*Aries and Pisces exchange a look among themselves and roll their eyes.*
AQUARIUS: *Walks up to Leo, face to face.* YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A BITCH!
CAPRICORN: AQUARIUS!
*Pisces and Aries knit their eyebrows in confusion.*
LEO: *Pushes Aquarius.* The only bitch I'm looking at, is you! Don't you ever call my wifey that word! You better fucking apologize!
ARIES: Oh shit.
AQUARIUS: *Rentering Leo's space.* Tell her to keep Taurus out of her mouth!
LEO: *Smirks.* Tell her to stop being a thot!
*A crowd starts to slowly form around Leo, Aquarius, Pisces, Aries and Capricorn.*
CAPRICORN: Everyone stop!
LEO: He's the one who came for Libra! Tell him to get the fuck on with this morning bullshit!
PISCES: Leo! Shutup! You're making things worse.
LEO: I can't help it that his bitch wants me.
*Aquarius fist aims for Leo's face.*
PISCES: Dumbass.
*Leo slides to the right, letting Aquarius hit Aries' metal blue locker.*
ARIES: My locker!
CAPRICORN: Dammit! He missed.
PISCES: Capricorn!
CAPRICORN: Leo deserves it!
PISCES: We know but still!
AQUARIUS: Once I'm done with you, you're going to need to go the plastic surgeon for a new face.
LEO: I didn't do shit to you! This is all Taurus fault!
*Aquarius aims for Leo's face.*
*Leo blocks Aquarius' fist.*
*Pisces squeeze his body between Leo and Aquarius.*
AQUARIUS: Move out the way Pisces.
ARIES: *Singing.* Move bitch, get out the way. Get out the way bitch, get out the way.
CAPRICORN: Why isn't no one fighting you?
ARIES: Because I'm Aries!
*Capricorn sighs.*
*Pisces rolls his eyes.*
*Aquarius and Leo glance at Aries and focus their attention back on each other.*
PISCES: *Shooing the crowd away.* Fight over! Go to class!
AQUARIUS: *Giving Leo a menace look.* This ain't over. *Walks off.*
*The hallway becomes somewhat empty with a few people passing by or opening up their lockers, talking to their classmates.*
LEO: What the fuck just happened?
ARIES: You almost got your ass kicked.
LEO: Nobody can't be my ass!
CAPRICORN: I wished he did.
LEO: Why are you here? Should you be calming down your best friend?
PISCES: Leo! Be quiet! Cap is also our friend too!
CAPRICORN: I'm cool with certain people. Let's not try to push the friend word around.
*First bell rings.*
PISCES: Who's ready for hell?
LEO: I just hope Libra will talk to me.
CAPRICORN: I'm blessed to have a non-toxic relationship.
ARIES: Because y'all are boring.
CAPRICORN: Boring saved me from being a teen dad.
PISCES: Damn.
ARIES: What did you say bitch?
PISCES: Let's all get to class!
CAPRICORN: You heard what I said.
ARIES: I should beat your ass right now.
CAPRICORN: Do it.
PISCES: We are not going to fight right now. Save this shit for later.
LEO: I would love to see Aries beat up Capricorn.
CAPRICORN: And Aquarius is going to send you to the emergency room.
PISCES: Why didn't I do a wake and bake today?