Zodiac High

*Science Class*

*Leo rolls his eyes at the sight of Libra as she is reapplying her Fenty lip gloss.*
*Libra admires her beauty through her Sailor Moon Compact Mirror as her lab partner sits down.*
LEO: You're not that pretty.
STUDENT 1: And you're stupid for getting back with Taurus.
*Libra laughs.*
LEO: Fuck you! I can do whatever I want. I can date whoever I want. I'm the fucking king around here.
*Student 1 and Libra exchange a look and burst out laughing.*
LEO: *Looks at Libra.* You're not allow to laugh.
LIBRA: You're not my momma. *Shuts compact.*
LEO: That's why Taurus is better than you in the bedroom.
LIBRA: The lies you tell.
LEO: It's not a lie.
LIBRA: *Smiles.* Okay, sure.
LEO: She's better than you in everything.
LIBRA: Okay.
LEO: And we make a cuter couple than you and Sagittarius.
LIBRA: Sure.
LEO: And it breaks your heart to see me with my dream girl while you settle for a second place loser.
LIBRA: The only loser I see is you. You're so jealous that your best friend Sagittarius dated me before you. Not once but three times. We dated in sixth grade and half of seventh grade. Then dated again sophomore and junior year. And senior year, here we go again! I'll probably be married by the end of the school year with the love of my life. Living our fabulous life together while you stay miserable with Taurus.
LEO: You only started dating Sag because you saw Taurus and I together.
LIBRA: And you only started dating Taurus because you were jealous that I was pregnant by Sag. That's so pathetic. Then again, that's you.
LEO: You're the pathetic one.
LIBRA: You mean the one that you will always love.
LEO: You wish.
LIBRA: *Winks.* I know.
LEO: Whatever.