Zodiac High

*Mrs. Zodiac's Office*

*Mrs. Zodiac spins her black chair around, facing the 12 teenagers.*
MRS. ZODIAC: From the lunch scene, to the fight in the hallway, lunch detention...y'all just love embarrassing me at this damn school.
VIRGO: You mean Aries, Leo, Gemini, Sagittarius and Taurus.
MRS. ZODIAC: And that includes you too.
VIRGO: I'm innocent.
GEMINI: You and your homegirls were going to jump me.
CANCER: Because you deserve it for being a backstabbing hoe.
GEMINI: Aries is a hoe too!
AQUARIUS: You both are hoes.
MRS. ZODIAC: All of y'all are hoes in my eyes.
CANCER: I'm not a hoe.
LIBRA: Some of us have standards.
TAURUS: Like getting pregnant.
ARIES: You fucking bitch!
MRS. ZODIAC: Stop with the fucking cursing.
CAPRICORN: You just cursed.
MRS. ZODIAC: I'm an adult.
LIBRA: So am I.
MRS. ZODIAC: Even though your 18, you're still a little kid in my eyes.
LIBRA: Whatever.
MRS. ZODIAC: Starting today, everyone has 1 month of lunch and after school detention and all of your parents will be notified.
VIRGO: Some of us shouldn't be punished because of the bad behavior of our peers.
LIBRA: I stand one hundred percent behind that statement.
MRS. ZODIAC: Life is unfair.
GEMINI: I already have after school detention.
MRS. ZODIAC: I guess you'll be staying an extra two hours.
*Gemini scoffs.*
TAURUS: Some of us are involved in clubs and sports.
MRS. ZODIAC: Should had thought about that.
LIBRA: I'm captain of the debate team. They need me.
MRS. ZODIAC: Y'all need therapy.
ARIES: Therapy is for the weak.
AQUARIUS: You shouldn't be dissing therapy. You're the main one who needs it.
ARIES: You mean Gemini?
GEMINI: Someone is obsessed with me
SAGITTARIUS: No one is obsessed with you. You're not Mariah Carey.
TAURUS: Asshole.
LIBRA: Slut.
LEO: You calling her a slut? At least she didn't abort her baby.
MRS. ZODIAC: Leo!
LEO: You're getting mad at me for defending a classmate?
LIBRA: This is why I can't have lunch and after school detention for 1 month. His energy is repulsive and I hate being around it.
CANCER: And I'm pregnant. This is too stressful for me and my baby.
GEMINI: Should had used birth control.
SCORPIO: You shouldn't had been desperate to sleep with someone else's boyfriend. Then again, no standards. No wonder your relationships don't last past 2 months.
MRS. ZODIAC: ENOUGH! Y'all need to go see Mrs. Constellation.
VIRGO: I don't need to go see a guidance counselor.
MRS. ZODIAC: I don't give a fuck. Get the hell out of my office.
ARIES: So, after school detention is canceled?
MRS. ZODIAC: Do you want to make it two months?
VIRGO: I can say bye bye to Yale.
CAPRICORN: And Brown.