Zodiac High

*SCORPIO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY*

*Inside Miss Scaries Haunted Mansion venue, the whole Mansion transfer into the Addams Family's mansion.**Everyone is wearing their sexiest black outfits, socializing with one another and dancing to the latest Nicki Minaj's song.* *The walls were covered by different portraits of the Addams Family and of course, Scorpio looking fabulous in her Morticia outfit.**Scorpio, Libra, Virgo and Cancer are posing for the camera man as their boyfriends watch from the sideline.*
SAGITTARIUS: *Admiring Libra's beauty.* She's so fucking beautiful!
PISCES: *Pats Sagittarius on the back.* That's the ecstasy talking.
CAPRICORN: *Looks at Sagittarius.* You're on ecstasy?
SAGITTARIUS: I took it 15 minutes ago.
*Capricorn swings his head back and forth.*
ARIES: My boy is always going to party, no matter what.
CAPRICORN: Your boy needs help.
SAGITTARIUS: Maybe I should give you some to help you loosen up.
PISCES: I think that's a bad idea.
ARIES: I agree with Pisces. That molly fucked me up.
SAGITTARIUS: You're still with Cancer.
ARIES: Thank you Jesus. *Takes sip of drink.*
*Scorpio, Virgo, Cancer and Libra joins their boyfriends.*
SCORPIO: *Puts arms around Pisces' neck.* Did you miss me Gomez?
PISCES: Of course Morticia! *Kisses girlfriend.*
SAGITTARIUS: You're the prettiest Wednesday Addams!
LIBRA: *Smiles.* I try!
ARIES: *Rubs Cancer's stomach.* How's Aries Junior doing?
CANCER: Making me Nausea.
VIRGO: Have you heard from Aquarius?
CAPRICORN: He's coming.
AQUARIUS: *Puts hand on Capricorn's right shoulder.* He's right here.
*Capricorn turns around and gives Aquarius a hug.*
*Scorpio sees Aquarius, Leo, Taurus and Gemini standing in front of her.*
SCORPIO: God really hates me.
PISCES: Why would you say that?
SCORPIO: Because Gemini is here.
PISCES: If she does any funny shit, she's gone.
GEMINI: *Smirks at Scorpio.* Hey Scorpio!
SCORPIO: You're still alive?
ARIES: Damn.
GEMINI: Someone needs some dick.
TAURUS: She's probably on her period.
LEO: Babe. Don't get involved in this.
VIRGO: Oh my gosh! For once, Leo us making sense.
CAPRICORN: *Joking.* It's probably his clone.
TAURUS: *Looks at Libra.* You look pretty...
LIBRA: *Puts hands on hips.* I know!
TAURUS: *Smirks.* Ugly!
LEO: Babe enough!
LIBRA: You're lucky I'm at my best friend's party.
TAURUS: *Ignores Libra and focuses on her boyfriend.* Why are you defending her?
LEO: I don't want no drama. I want to chill with my boys.
TAURUS: Whatever. *Walks off.*
GEMINI: I'll be back babe. *Kisses Aquarius before disappearing after Taurus.*
LIBRA: I hope someone spills their drink or food on her outfit.
SAGITTARIUS: Fuck the drama. Let's dance!
*Later on that night.*
*Capricorn is dancing his ass off in the middle of the crowded dancefloor while Sagittarius watches in amusement.*
LIBRA: Capricorn is really getting loose.
SAGITTARIUS: Because I spiked his drink.
LIBRA: You gave him alcohol?
SAGITTARIUS: Nah.
LIBRA: Then what?
SAGITTARIUS: Coke.
LIBRA: *Stops dancing with boyfriend and stares at boyfriend.* Cocaine?
*A smile spreads across Sagittarius' face as he nods his head yes.*
LIBRA: What the fuck is wrong with you?
SAGITTARIUS: *Lost in a trance.* I just want to fuck the shit out of you tonight.
*Sagittarius tries to put his hands around Libra but she denies him.* *Libra heads over to Capricorn and Virgo.*
VIRGO: Baby. What has gotten into you?
CAPRICORN: I feel so alive!
VIRGO: *Observes Capricorn's dancing skills.* I see.
*Libra taps Virgo on her left bare shoulder.*
VIRGO: *Turns around.* Hey Libra!
LIBRA: Your boyfriend is on coke.
VIRGO: What are you talking about? Capricorn doesn't do drugs.
LIBRA: Sagittarius slipped coke into this drink.
VIRGO: *Dark brown eyes enlarges.* WHAT!
*Cancer and Aries joins Virgo, Capricorn and Libra.*
ARIES: *Sees Capricorn doing the latest Tik Tok dance.* Look at my boy Cap!
CANCER: I never seen Capricorn like this. What has gotten into him?
VIRGO: Coke.
CANCER/ARIES: What?!
LIBRA: Sag put cocaine in Capricorn's drink.
CANCER: What the fuck!
*Aries shakes his head in shame.*
CANCER: *Looks at Libra.* What the fuck is wrong with your boyfriend?
*Libra shrugs.*
CAPRICORN: *Grabs Virgo.* Dance with me!
VIRGO: I think we should go home.
CAPRICORN: Why the fuck would we leave? I'm having a great fucking time!
VIRGO: Because you're on cocaine.
CAPRICORN: I don't do drugs.
VIRGO: Sagittarius slipped cocaine in your drink.
CAPRICORN: *Freezes.* What?
VIRGO: Sagittarius spiked your drink with coke.
CAPRICORN: *Looks at Virgo, then to Cancer, Aries and Libra.* No...I can't...he wouldn't...why?
*Scorpio and Pisces joins their friends.*
SCORPIO: Is everyone having a good ass sexy time?
*Pisces twirls Scorpio around.*
VIRGO: I think we're going to call it a night.
SCORPIO: *Knits perfectly arched eyebrows in confusion.* Why?
PISCES: *Staring at Capricorn.* What's wrong with Capricorn?
LIBRA: He's on coke.
PISCES: When did he start doing coke?
VIRGO: Sagittarius spiked his drink.
PISCES: What a fucking idiot! *Heads over to a talkative Sagittarius, Leo, Taurus, Gemini and Aquarius.*
LEO: I must say, I'm the sexiest person here.
GEMINI: In your dreams.
TAURUS: You're the sexiest person I know!
PISCES: *Looks at Sagittarius.* Yo! What the fuck is wrong with you?
*Aquarius, Gemini, Leo and Taurus stare at Pisces and back at Sagittarius.*
SAGITTARIUS: What are you talking about? *Takes a sip of his drink.*
PISCES: You fucking gave Capricorn cocaine.
GEMINI: What?! *Looks at Sagittarius.*
AQUARIUS: *Zooms in on Sagittarius.* You gave my best friend coke?
SAGITTARIUS: Relax. He's having a good ass time.
*Everyone turns their head around, looking at Virgo calming down a hyper confuse Capricorn.*
GEMINI: What the fuck is wrong with you?
SAGITTARIUS: Your presence.
LEO: Dude. You need to stop giving people drugs.
SAGITTARIUS: It's just fucking coke.
TAURUS: It's not just coke.
SAGITTARIUS: He's fine.
*Pisces sees a twitching Capricorn.*
GEMINI: *Eyes become 10 times larger.* He's fucking twitching!
SAGITTARIUS: Shut your dramatic ass up!
PISCES: I'll deal with you later. *Heads back over to Capricorn, Virgo, Aries, Scorpio, Cancer and Libra.*
*Aquarius follows Pisces.*
GEMINI: *Looking at ex-boyfriend.* If anything happens, it's your fault! *Leaves.*
LEO: You fucked up Sag. *Shakes head as he walk away with Taurus, holding hands.*
VIRGO: *Panicking.* Oh my fucking gosh!
*The partygoers slowly stop shaking their booties and gaze at the upcoming drama.*
CANCER: SOMEONE CALL 911!
*Scorpio pulls out her cellphone, dialing 911.*
LIBRA: Hurry!
SCORPIO: I'm trying!
*Capricorn body collapses onto the ground.*
*Virgo shrieks.*
ARIES: SHIT!
*Tears are trailing down Cancer's face.*
AQUARIUS: *Drops to his knees.* Fuck!
SCORPIO: They're on their way!
VIRGO: *Puts head to Capricorn's heartbeat.* His heart is still beating. *Looks up at the crowd.*
PISCES: This is going to be a night to remember.
SCORPIO: *Dreadful.* Happy Birthday to me.