Zodiac High

*GIRL'S BATHROOM*

*Libra enters the bathroom, holding her bathroom pass as Cancer steps out of the pastel green stall.* *The two ex-best friends make eye contact.*
LIBRA: You done puking?
CANCER: Fuck you! *Walks over to the sink.*
LIBRA: Don't get mad at me because I thought you were puking. Ever since your got pregnant, you became very nauseous.
CANCER: Your existence makes me nauseous. *Watching hands together.*
LIBRA: Maybe, because you can't handle realness and settle for fakeness.
CANCER: I keep it one hundred with everyone.
LIBRA: Same here.
CANCER: You're a fraud.
LIBRA: Like your new bff.
CANCER: Taurus is real.
LIBRA: Taurus fucked your ex behind your back.
CANCER: And she regrets it.
LIBRA: I can't tell if it's the junk food you have been consuming for your science project or your pregnancy that has changed you.
CANCER: You're the one who has changed.
LIBRA: I never fucked your boyfriend.
CANCER: You wanted to.
LIBRA: Before y'all got together. After that, I had moved on with my life.
CANCER: If you were single, would you date Aries right now? *Puts hand under blow dryer.*
LIBRA: Hell fuck no! He's toxic.
CANCER: Sag is toxic and you're still dating him.
LIBRA: He never embarrassed me in front of our classmates.
CANCER: He almost killed Capricorn.
LIBRA: Be like Elsa and let it go. Everyone has. They haven't forgot what happened but Sagittarius learned his lesson. 
CANCER: No. And fyi, you're stupid for staying with him. No wonder Leo left you for Taurus.
LIBRA: When Taurus fucks you over, you're going to be a friendless, miserable, depressed single mother with low self-esteem.
*Cancer walks over to her former friend and aims to slap Libra.*
LIBRA: *Blocks attack.* Wow. You tried to slap me.
CANCER: You deserve it.
LIBRA: Being your best friend was a waste of time. I'm glad it ended.
CANCER: Same here. Taurus makes a better best friend than you ever had!
LIBRA: Have fun being miserable with her. *Walks pass Cancer, entering the nearest empty stall.*
CANCER: And by the way Libra, you're not all that pretty! *Exits the bathroom.*
LIBRA: Puh-lease. Everyone wishes they can look like me.