Zodiac High

*PISCES HOUSE: LIVING ROOM*

*Pisces opens the door and fist pumps Leo.*
*Aries, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Aquarius are spaced out on the black pleather couch, in front of the large Roku flat screen television.*
SAGITTARIUS: As long as he don't say any slick shit to me, everything should be alright.
CAPRICORN: He always talking out of his ass.
*Leo smiles fades when he sees Sagittarius and seats down on the comfy single person couch.*
ARIES: What's up Leo?
LEO: Hey Aries.
PISCES: *Stands in front of the television.* The reason all y'all are here is because, the drama shit among us needs to stop.
CAPRICORN: Aquarius and I aren't drama starters.
LEO: Me too.
AQUARIUS: Most of the drama that has happened this year has been around you.
LEO: You're forgetting Aries and Sagittarius. *Grins deviously at Sagittarius.* By the way Sag, Libra told me she misses me.
SAGITTARIUS: You know she's lying right?
LEO: She wanted to go on a date tonight.
SAGITTARIUS: She only said all that so you can embarrass Taurus.
LEO: And how do you know?
SAGITTARIUS: She told me. You fell right into her trap.
LEO: I don't believe you.
SAGITTARIUS: She's never ever going back to you. You might as well start planning your wedding with Taurus.
LEO: Don't talk to me.
CAPRICORN: Can you please act mature for once and stop acting like a fucking brat.
LEO: I'm not a fucking brat.
ARIES: Chill out bro.
LEO: Irony coming from you.
PISCES: But for real Leo, you need to calm down.
LEO: How am I'm supposed to stay calm when Taurus came to my house pissed off because I thought Libra missed me and I just found out she doesn't.
SAGITTARIUS: That's your fault.
LEO: Hasn't she fucked you yet?
CAPRICORN: What does this have to do with the topic?
LEO: Shh.
SAGITTARIUS: I fucked her before you.
LEO: I fucked her better.
AQUARIUS: Can we stop talking about who fucked Libra better?
LEO: Sag is the one who started it.
AQUARIUS: Really?
LEO: He took Libra from me.
PISCES: You broked up with her.
ARIES: And then start dating her enemy.
LEO: Shut up Aries.
ARIES: Don't tell me to shut up because I'm speaking facts. You're the one who got in your fucking feelings and ruined things between y'all.
LEO: Sagittarius shouldn't had gotten her pregnant.
SAGITTARIUS: Dude. Get over it. It happened last year.
LEO: How does it feel to have your baby killed?
PISCES: LEO!
SAGITTARIUS: *Looks at Pisces.* Can I kill him? I promise I'll hide the evidence.
CAPRICORN: Can I join you?
AQUARIUS: Me too?
PISCES: LEO! YOU NEED TO CONTROL YOUR FUCKING EGO!
LEO: I'm just asking a question.
SAGITTARIUS: You're trying to pissed me off.
LEO: You pissed me off.
AQUARIUS: You're pissing everybody off. Keep doing that and you're not going to have no friends.
LEO: Says the loner.
AQUARIUS: I don't fuck with a lot of people.
ARIES: Look bro. Libra isn't coming back. She's happy with Sagittarius. You have Taurus now.
LEO: But I don't love Taurus like I love Libra.
PISCES: You shouldn't had throw jabs about her abortion.
LEO: I was in my feelings.
PISCES: And thanks to your feeling--
AQUARIUS: And ego.
PISCES: And ego. You lost Libra.
LEO: *Looks at Sagittarius.* Do you really love her?
SAGITTARIUS: Duh! I never stopped loving her. I was hurt when you two begin dating but you didn't see me lash out on you like you did me.
LEO: I guess I'll apologize to Taurus.
CAPRICORN: Single is an option.
LEO: Nah. I need someone to suck me dry.
*Capricorn smacks his forehead with the palm of his head.*
AQUARIUS: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
SAGITTARIUS: *Focus on Leo.* We cool bro?
LEO: We good.
PISCES: Cool. Next.
ARIES: Who's next?
PISCES: You.
ARIES: I didn't do shit this time.
CAPRICORN: You wanted to fight Aqua and me.
ARIES: And I apologize for my behavior.
AQUARIUS: I'm lowkey shocked that he apologized.
CAPRICORN: Me too.
ARIES: I'm trying to be a better person for myself, Cancer and Aries Jr.
SAGITTARIUS: You're having a boy?
ARIES: I don't know. We will know in the next two months.
PISCES: Okay. Now I need Capricorn and Aquarius and Leo to squash their beef.
AQUARIUS: I shouldn't never threatened to beat your ass. That day was a horrible ass day.
CAPRICORN: It really was.
LEO: It's all gucci.
CAPRICORN: *Looks at Pisces.* We all are good!
PISCES: Hopefully the ladies get along next.
ARIES: After Taurus popped Libra in the face and how Leo have chosen Libra over Taurus again, I think that's going to be awhile. A long while. I'm talking decades.
AQUARIUS: Don't forget Cancer hates Gemini guts.
SAGITTARIUS: And Scorpio hates Gemini too.
CAPRICORN: And Virgo dislikes Taurus and Gemini.
PISCES: In time, they'll becomes best friends again.
ARIES: At least we all are cool with each other.
PISCES: And hopefully it stays this way.