*Pisces and Sagittarius are eating tortilla chips and guacamole while watching a new reality show on MTV.*
PISCES: I can't believe Gemini wants to have sex with you, after everything that has happened.
SAGITTARIUS: And she knows I'm dating Taurus. *Chews.*
PISCES: Maybe your threesome fantasy can come true.
SAGITTARIUS: I don't think so. They both hate each other.
PISCES: Teach them how to love each other. *Dips chip into guacamole.*
SAGITTARIUS: I love the way you think.
*Scorpio sits down on the couch with her astronomy textbook.*
SCORPIO: What are you guys talking about now?
SAGITTARIUS: I'm going to fuck Taurus and Gemini.
SCORPIO: They hate each other.
SAGITTARIUS: They gotta learn how to love each other.
SCORPIO: Stop smoking that kush.
SAGITTARIUS: Never.
SCORPIO: Your plan isn't going to work.
SAGITTARIUS: Says who?
SCORPIO: How about this? Be fucking single.
SAGITTARIUS: I'm not going to break up with Taurus.
SCORPIO: She's going to break up with you when you suggest the threesome.
SAGITTARIUS: She done it before with Aries and Gemini.
PISCES: I forgot all about that.
SCORPIO: Thanks a lot for the imaginary.
SAGITTARIUS: It's beautiful, isn't it?
*Scorpio rolls her eyes.*
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Zodiac High
Teen FictionDrama, humor, betrayal and heartbreaks! Welcome to senior year at Zodiac High! From fall to graduation, this is going to be unforgettable year for the 12 zodiacs.
