Zodiac High

*Zodiac High Cafeteria*

GEMINI: *Settles into blue metal chair.* This is going to be so much fun.
AQUARIUS: You sure you want to pissed off your best friend?
GEMINI: She'll be fine. *Pops french fry into mouth.*
VIRGO: *Sitting across from Gemini with Capricorn next to her.* I just hope this lunch doesn't give us another detention. It's bad enough my perfect record got ruined by y'all.
GEMINI: You'll be fine.
VIRGO: If I don't get into my dream school, it's going to be a problem.
*Gemini rolls her eyes.*
*Pisces and Scorpio glance at each other and back at Aquarius and Gemini.*
PISCES: *Sitting on the opposite side of Taurus and Aquarius while still focus on them.* Since when did you guys like being around each other?
GEMINI: You guys were right. Aquarius and I couldn't resist each other and decided, why not.
SCORPIO: Taurus is going to hate you.
GEMINI: She's all about Leo.
SCORPIO: You love dating your friends leftovers.
GEMINI: Why are you so obsessed with my love life?
*Libra and Sagittarius sit down next to Aquarius and Gemini.*
LIBRA: What did I miss? *Twists Sprite bottle top off.*
AQUARIUS: *Looks at Libra and Sagittarius, while smiling.* We're dating. *Points finger at Gemini and him.*
SAGITTARIUS: *Arches left eyebrow.* You two?
GEMINI: You moved on fast, so why can't I?
SAGITTARIUS: I don't know...maybe because, thats your best friend's ex.
*Cancer and Aries joins Virgo, Capricorn, Scorpio and Pisces side of the table.*
ARIES: I can't wait to marry you one day!
CANCER: *Gushes.* Aries. Stop!
SCORPIO: Barf alert.
PISCES: I'm glad that's not us.
SCORPIO: Me too.
ARIES: *Faces Gemini.* Gemini.
GEMINI: *Faces Aries.* Aries.
ARIES: *Looks at Aquarius.* I'm surprised you're sitting with us today.
AQUARIUS: I wanted everyone to know the good news.
CANCER: Which is?
AQUARIUS: Gemini and I are official!
ARIES: Is this an april fools joke?
GEMINI: Nope!
CANCER: You just love drama.
GEMINI: Drama makes life interesting.
CANCER: And stressful. *Rubs belly.*
GEMINI: Not for me!
SAGITTARIUS: *Fakes cough.* Drama whore.
LEO: *Joins the table with Taurus.* Y'all missed us?
CAPRICORN: No.
LEO: Hater.
CAPRICORN: There's nothing to hate on.
LEO: *Reaches for his coco cola can.* Sure buddy.
CANCER: So how long are you two going to last? *Stabs chicken cobb salad covered in honey mustard with fork.*
TAURUS: When are you and Aries going to break up for the hundred million time?
ARIES: At least I'm not using Cancer.
LEO: I'm not using Taurus.
VIRGO: You got back with Taurus, even though you said she was dead to you to make Libra jealous.
LEO: *Scoffs.* I don't need to make anyone jealous. Everyone is jealous of me.
AQUARIUS: No one isn't jealous of you.
LEO: You date my leftovers.
AQUARIUS: What leftovers?
PISCES: Leo. Maybe you should chill so everyone can enjoy their lunch today.
LEO: Now you're attacking me Pisces?
SCORPIO: Stop with the theatrics. *Dips french fries in hot sauce puddle.*
TAURUS: You're not in charge of him.
SCORPIO: And he doesn't love you.
TAURUS: Yes he does!
SAGITTARIUS: Let's get a lie detector.
LEO: You're not allowed to speak.
SAGITTARIUS: If you don't get the fuck outta here with that bullshit.
LIBRA: *Talking to boyfriend.* Ignore that loser.
LEO: If I'm a loser, you're a loser too.
LIBRA: You're such a child. Grow up.
LEO: Atleast I won't kill my child.
VIRGO: You're such a heartless bastard.
AQUARIUS: That still needs his ass beat.
LEO: You can't beat me!
GEMINI: *Rubbing on Aquarius' chest.* Babe. Ignore him. He's all talk.
TAURUS/LEO: BABE?
GEMINI: *Smiling at Taurus and Leo.* Oh yeah! Aqua and I are a thing now! First you two, then Libra and Sag. Now it's me and Aquarius. What a beautiful day!
TAURUS: How?
AQUARIUS: We have intense chemistry.
LEO: You're a backstabbing slut.
SCORPIO: At least we both agree on something.
AQUARIUS: Yo! Watch what you say about my girl.
LEO: Your girl is my girl best friend.
LIBRA: And you're dating Aquarius' ex.
TAURUS: You're dating Gemini's ex.
LIBRA: And you're dating my ex.
ARIES: Glad this drama doesn't involve us.
CANCER: You can say that again. I don't need no more stress.
LEO: Taurus and I make sense together.
SCORPIO: Then why didn't you claim her over the summer?
LEO: Because...it's summer.
AQUARIUS: She was your play toy until you got with Libra.
TAURUS: I was never his play toy. We had a genuine connection that got broken because of Libra.
LIBRA: I can't help that I'm beautiful and can get any guy I want.
TAURUS: The guy you want is with me.
LIBRA: Wrong. He's sitting beside me.
*Sagittarius smirks at Leo and Taurus.*
*Leo presses his lips against Taurus' glossy lips. He looks back at his ex-girlfriend with a grin on his face.*
*Libra is giggling along with Sagittarius which annoys Leo.*
VIRGO: That kiss was so pathetic. Like your personality.
*Leo gives Virgo a dirty look.*
TAURUS: His kisses are awesome! I want more!
LEO: And you will tonight!
AQUARIUS: Gag.
SCORPIO: I think I'm actually going to throw up.