Zodiac High

*Mrs. Constellation's Office*

MRS. CONSTELLATION: It's nice to see y'all beautiful faces again!
ARIES: I would rather be in math class.
MRS. CONSTELLATION: You can't always get what you want.
ARIES: I got Cancer!
MRS. CONSTELLATION: You two are back together?
ARIES: We're one big family.
*Cancer smiles.*
MRS. CONSTELLATION: Just promise me, you won't cause unnecessary stress to her.
CANCER: So far Aries has been amazing.
CAPRICORN: That's shocking.
ARIES: I'm trying to become a better man.
MRS. CONSTELLATION: That's good to hear.
CANCER: And plus, we're planning our baby shower!
LIBRA: Don't forget to set up a baby registry.
ARIES: We're working on it.
SAGITTARIUS: I'm so proud of my buddy.
TAURUS: I can't wait for the baby shower. It's going to be awesome.
SCORPIO: And if you need any help, we're here to help you.
CANCER: *Wipes a tear from her eye.* Thanks guys!
PISCES: I can't wait to see the twins.
*Mrs. Constellation is scribbling on her notepad.*
MRS. CONSTELLATION: *Looks up at the teenagers.* Anything else you guys want to talk about?
*The 12 signs look around the room and back at the guidance counselor.*
VIRGO: I think we're good.
AQUARIUS: There hasn't been no drama among us. I guess we all grew up.
MRS. CONSTELLATION: Interesting.
VIRGO: I guess this is our last session.
SAGITTARIUS: It better be.
MRS. CONSTELLATION: I'll be right back. I need to talk Mrs. Zodiac real quick. *Gets up from seat, leaving the teenagers all by themselves.*
ARIES: Mrs. Zodiac better say we're done.
LEO: For real though. We don't need this.
VIRGO: If she says no, I'm going to lose it.
PISCES: I want to see that.
SAGITTARIUS: I want to see you beat the shit out of Europa.
ARIES: That will be a good show.
LEO: And I'll be live streaming the fight.
LIBRA: You're not live streaming my friend's fight.
LEO: Nevermind.
AQUARIUS: Europa is busy trying to get with Cosmo.
CAPRICORN: Poor Cosmo.
AQUARIUS: Better than him, than you.
CAPRICORN: You ain't wrong.
VIRGO: I can't believe she thought she was on my level. She probably was dropped when she was a baby.
GEMINI: Everyone is on your level.
AQUARIUS: Please don't start. We're trying to get out.
GEMINI: I'm just giving my opinion.
VIRGO: No one asked for your opinion.
TAURUS: There goes Gemini starting drama again.
GEMINI: There goes Taurus opening her annoying mouth.
SAGITTARIUS: You're annoying. My baby is awesome.
*Gemini glares at Sagittarius as Taurus smirks at Gemini.*
LIBRA: Let's talk about turnabout.
SCORPIO: Pisces and I can't wait. It's going to be so much fun.
CANCER: Can you believe this is our last turnabout? And that, I have been going with the same person since ninth grade.
CAPRICORN: I forgot you guys have been going to turnabout since freshman year. Damn. We're getting old.
GEMINI: You might be getting old, but I'm youthful.
AQUARIUS: That pussy is old.
*Everyone burst out laughing, except for an angry Gemini.*
GEMINI: You know you still want this.
AQUARIUS: I'm good love.
*Mrs. Constellation comes back in the room, with her aura being cover in joy.* *She stands in front of the high schoolers.*
MRS. CONSTELLATION: Good news! You don't have to see me no more!
*Aries jumps up in the air.*
VIRGO: *Looks up at the ceiling.* There is a God.
MRS. CONSTELLATION: But if you need someone to talk to, I'm always here.
*The seniors were too busy celebrating to hear Mrs. Constellation.*
LEO: We're free! *High-fives Pisces.*
AQUARIUS: Hallelujah!