Zodiac High

*Pisces' Locker*

SAGITTARIUS: *On cloud 9.* Damn. Where's the hell is Aries? He's usually here by now.
PISCES: *Good high level.* Probably making out with his wifey.
SAGITTARIUS: Or getting his dick suck.
*Pisces laughs.*
SAGITTARIUS: So. I was thinking, me, you, Scorpio and Libra should go on a double date.
PISCES: I'm down.
GEMINI: *Passes by.* Ew.
SAGITTARIUS: You weren't saying ew a few weeks ago.
PISCES: I can't believe she's dating Aquarius.
SAGITTARIUS: Maybe Aquarius be doing molly and we don't know about it.
PISCES: If he is, he gotta invite us.
*Sagittarius shrugs.*
*Aries and Cancer join their friends.*
ARIES: Y'all mothafuckers are high as fuck.
PISCES: Nothing new.
SAGITTARIUS: Being high is the best feeling ever. Wait...scratch that. Acid is the best feeling ever.
PISCES: Especially when you take two of those bitches.
CANCER: I never trying acid ever again.
*All three guys stare at Cancer.*
SAGITTARIUS: When did the fuck you tried acid?
CANCER: It was the summer before sophomore year. Me and two of the softball girls decided to try some.
SAGITTARIUS: Did you like it?
CANCER: No.
ARIES: Why didn't you tell me about this?
CANCER: *Shrugs.* I don't know.
*Leo enters the hallway, high fiving some of his football buddies.*
CANCER: Here comes the asshole.
ARIES: I'm surprised Taurus isn't following him like a lost puppy.
*Everyone laughs.*
ARIES: *Makes eye contact with Leo.* What's up Leo!
*Leo ignores Aries.*
ARIES: What the fuck did I do to you?
LEO: *Stops and turns around.* You're hanging out with the opps.
PISCES: Sag is not the opps.
LEO: You would side with your drug buddy.
SAGITTARIUS: Somebody is mad because I'm with his dream girl.
LEO: I'm with my dream girl.
SAGITTARIUS: Stop lying Leo.
LEO: You're the one who been plotting to steal Libra away from me.
CANCER: Where the fuck does he be getting these ideas from?
ARIES: From his ass.
SAGITTARIUS: You're the one who kept throwing Libra's abortion in her face. And fyi, you went for my leftovers--No offense to Libra.
LEO: Well now you're dating my leftovers.
SAGITTARIUS: *Smirks.* I came inside her first.
*Pisces almost chokes on his water bottle.*
LEO: *Points index finger at Sagittarius.* YOU FUCKING BASTARD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE ACTUALLY MY FRIEND.
Sagittarius: You're the one who decided to date my ex girlfriend. You broke the guy code first.
PISCES: Oh shit.
CANCER: Let's take a deep breath and calm down.
SAGITTARIUS: I am calm. He's just being a bitch.
LEO: A BITCH!
ARIES: Let's settle this on the court or something. I'm not trying to get another detention. Specifically lunch detention.
CANCER: Agree!
LIBRA: *Joins the group, observing the onlookers and the situation between Leo and Sagittarius.*  What did I just missed?
SAGITTARIUS: Nothing baby. *Kisses girlfriend on the lips.*
*Leo squints his eyes and walks away.*
ARIES: He needs to go see a therapist.
CANCER: Mrs. Constellation.
ARIES: A real one.