Zodiac High

*Random day at lunch*

TAURUS: Guys! I have decided to go on a diet!
SAGITTARIUS: That's a damn lie!
VIRGO: Let me join you! I need to make sure my body stays perfect like me!
LEO: No one is perfect except for me!
AQUARIUS: Can you stop making everything about you?
LEO: No!
SCORPIO: You're so annoying Leo!
LEO: That's not what you said last night.
ARIES: Y'ALL FUCKED? DAMNNNN!
GEMINI: Who hasn't fucked Scorpio?
SCORPIO: I see you want to die today.
LIBRA: Can we please keep the peace?
TAURUS: My diet! Hello?
SAGITTARIUS: What diet? You always eating fat ass.
CANCER: That is so mean Sagittarius!
SAGITTARIUS: So.
LEO: Can we bring the focus back to me?
CAPRICORN: NO! This isn't about you!
PISCES: Leo. You need to stop being an attention whore.
LEO: Shut up Pisces and go back to daydreaming about being like me!
CAPRICORN: You need to shut the hell up! You're annoying everyone!
LIBRA: So! Who's ready for Thanksgiving break? I'm going to Atlanta!
GEMINI: OMG! SAME!
SCORPIO: Fake ass.
*Taurus is eating a brownie*
ARIES: I thought you was going on a diet?
TAURUS: I have changed my mind!