Zodiac High

*Homecoming Dance*

CANCER: Maybe I should had gotten the abortion.
SCORPIO: Fuck that douchebag.
CANCER: That douchebag is the father of my child.
VIRGO: Put him on child support. My cousin did that with her ex-boyfriend.
PISCES: You ladies are always ready to put a guy on child support.
SCORPIO: Y'all shouldn't be fucking up!
LIBRA: Exactly!
*Aries and Sagittarius rejoins the group.*
ARIES: WE'RE BACK MUTHAFUCKAS! *Grabs Cancer, twirls her around and kisses her.*
LIBRA: That's so cute!
LEO: I can do way better!
GEMINI: What happened to Taurus and Aquarius?
SAGITTARIUS: *Shrugs.* I don't know. Probably dipped off.
LEO: Good!
ARIES: They're probably fucking as we speak.
SAGITTARIUS: *High fives Aries.* That's what's up!
GEMINI: So. You're not mad at me no more?
SAGITTARIUS: Nope! Let's turn up!
*The signs dance their asses off for the rest of the dance.*
*The last song ends.*
DJ: THANK Y'ALL FOR GETTING LOST WITH ME IN ALICE IN WONDERLAND! ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR NIGHT!
SAGITTARIUS: Time to turn up at Pisces!
PISCES: Oh yeah!
*The crowd starts walking away from the dancefloor.*
LIBRA: I got to redo my makeup in the limo.
VIRGO: Me too.
GEMINI: Pass me the molly. I'm ready to get lit!
SAGITTARIUS: *Stops walking.* About that.
GEMINI: *Gives boyfriend a confuse look.* What?
SAGITTARIUS: I gave yours away to Aries.
GEMINI: YOU WHAT?!
SAGITTARIUS: To calm down his emotions.
GEMINI: That was the worst thing you could had done!
SAGITTARIUS: He's going to be fine.
GEMINI: If Aries starts acting a fool, it's your fault!
SAGITTARIUS: Chill. You're overreacting.
*Gemini walks off.*
*Sagittarius shrugs, rolling his eyes and follows his girlfriend.*