Zodiac High

*Virgo's Locker*

*Scorpio and Libra gather around Virgo's Locker in the busy hallway.*
LIBRA: What the fuck has gotten into Europa?
SCORPIO: That bitch needs her ass beat.
VIRGO: She will never me. No one can't!
SCORPIO: That reminds me. Is yearbook clubs still meeting after school today?
VIRGO: You know it.
LIBRA: I don't know how you do it. You're president of student council, yearbook and tutoring club.
SCORPIO: Don't forget volleyball captain.
VIRGO: Because it's me. I can do it all and do it well.
SCORPIO: Photography and yearbook club is all I need.
LIBRA: I love being team captain for my debaters.
CAPRICORN: *Shows up.* Babe, can I talk to you? It's an emergency.
SCORPIO: We will see you guys later.
LIBRA: Don't get pregnant!
*Scorpio and Libra blends in with the crowd.*
VIRGO: Too late. *Stares at boyfriend.* What is it?
CAPRICORN: We need to change the theme for turnabout.
VIRGO: Why?
CAPRICORN: Gemini.
VIRGO: I'm not changing the theme for her. No way in hell.
CAPRICORN: The thing is, Gemini knows you're pregnant.
VIRGO: *Eyes enlarges.* How?
CAPRICORN: I was in an empty classroom when I told Aquarius and she overheard our conversation.
VIRGO: Why did you tell Aquarius?
CAPRICORN: That's my best friend!
VIRGO: Scorpio, Libra, and Cancer are my best friends, but I didn't tell them.
CAPRICORN: What about Taurus?
VIRGO: She's a friend.
CAPRICORN: Aquarius won't tell a soul, but Gemini is planning on telling the whole school if we don't change the dance theme.
VIRGO: What the fuck is wrong with her?
CAPRICORN: I have been asking that question since childhood.
VIRGO: We just agreed on the fucking theme.
CAPRICORN: I know!
VIRGO: My life is falling apart.
CAPRICORN: You'll look beautiful in a cheetah dress.
VIRGO: Cheetah dress?
CAPRICORN: She wants a safari theme dance. She even came up with the name, Jungle Fever.
VIRGO: At least she came up with a cute name.
CAPRICORN: So, we're doing this?
VIRGO: We have no choice.
CAPRICORN: We will get her back.
VIRGO: I'm just going to have Scorpio terminate her.
CAPRICORN: And she will do it for free.
VIRGO: What a fucking day.
CAPRICORN: We're still going to have fun tonight.
VIRGO: We better or I'm going to lose it.