Zodiac High

*Zodiac High Cafeteria*

*All the Zodiacs eating their lunch in silence.*
LEO: *Places Crush Grape can on table.* This is fucking boring. I never had silent lunch and I'm not going to start now.
LIBRA: Maybe our friends don't feel like talking right now. *Sips Blue Gatorade.*
LEO: Bullshit!
SCORPIO: Leo shut up! You're giving me a headache.
LEO: The lies.
SAGITTARIUS: Or maybe people don't wanna talk because there's a lot of shadiness going on.
AQUARIUS: *Talking to Taurus.* What is Sag talking about?
TAURUS: *Makes direct eye contact with Gemini.* Ummm...He's probably on drugs right now. *Takes a sip of her diet Pepsi.*
*Aquarius shrugs and continues to destroy his lunch.*
VIRGO: What are you talking about?
SAGITTARIUS: Ask Aries.
*Everyone at the table shifts their attention at Aries.*
CANCER: What is he talking about?
ARIES: Nothing babe. He's being a hater right now.
GEMINI: Who's going to Thebe's party this Friday?
SAGITTARIUS: Don't try to change the subject.
GEMINI: We shouldn't waste on our lunch talking about meaningless things.
LEO: Agree!
SAGITTARIUS: Meaningless? Ha! You don't want the truth to come out.
TAURUS: Don't do this Sag.
CAPRICORN: What is going on here?
PISCES: You don't want to know.
SCORPIO: *Looks at boyfriend.* Know what?
*Sagittarius gets up from his seat and clears his throat.*
SAGITTARIUS: ATTENTION EVERYONE! ATTENTION!
GEMINI: *Buries her head.* Oh no!
TAURUS: This can't be happening.
ARIES: SAG! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!
SAG: DO WHAT! TELL EVERYBODY THAT YOU HAD A THREESOME WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND HER BEST FRIEND.
*Water escapes from Virgo's glossy lips.*
LIBRA: Wait what.
SCORPIO: Did he said what I think he said?
SAGITTARIUS: REPEAT! ARIES, GEMINI AND TAURUS HAD A THREESOME! DROPS THE FUCKING MIC. *Walks away.*
*Gemini removes herself from the table and follows Sagittarius.*
AQUARIUS: *Looks at girlfriend.* When did this happened?
TAURUS: A long time ago.
CANCER: Why?
ARIES: Wifey. It was a long time ago.
CANCER: Then how come you never told me?
ARIES: Babe. The hormones.
CANCER: You said you wouldn't never hurt me again!
ARIES: That was the old Aries!
CANCER: Who else knew about this?
LEO: Me and Pisces.
LIBRA: What! And you didn't tell me? We tell each other everything!
SCORPIO: Pisces didn't tell me either.
PISCES: It was a secret. I was being a good friend.
VIRGO: So half the table knew and the rest of us had to find out today.
ARIES: No one wasn't supposed to know about this except us three.
CANCER: Sag knew! PISCES! LEO!
ARIES: Babe. I'm sorry! Can we go somewhere in private to talk about this?
CANCER: NO. *Pushes seat back.* FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS RELATIONSHIP! AND FUCK EVERYONE WHO KNEW ABOUT THIS SECRET! *Walks off.*
*Libra and Virgo follow after their best friend.*
SCORPIO: *Glares at Aries.* Thanks a lot for fucking up lunch for us. You're always in some fuckshit! *Leaves the table.*
AQUARIUS: I'm leaving too! I can't believe this bullshit.
CAPRICORN: Right behind you.
TAURUS: I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
*Watches Aquarius and Capricorn exit the cafeteria.*
LEO: I'm so glad I'm not you right now.
ARIES: Fuck off!
PISCES: You just had to opened your big mouth and get my girl mad at me.
LEO: Libra is mad at me too.
*Pisces shakes his head.*