Zodiac High

*E-TRONICS STORE*

*Libra and Scorpio are in E-Tronics, trying to find the latest electronic item for Sagittarius' birthday gift.*
LIBRA: And he said, marry me.
SCORPIO: What the fuck is wrong with him?
LIBRA: Everything! *Picks up the latest iPad that Apple has released.* Do you think he would love this?
SCORPIO: Remember the first iPad you brought him?
LIBRA: He won't break this one. Well...I hope not.
SCORPIO: Let him take shrooms again and break another iPad that his girlfriend brought him.
LIBRA: Everyone needs a tablet.
SCORPIO: I don't have one.
LIBRA: Let me buy you one.
SCORPIO: I'm gucci. I'm not a tablet person.
*Leo walks in.*
*Scorpio and Libra look up.*
LIBRA: *Frowns.* Just fucking great.
SCORPIO: Ignore him.
LEO: *Approaches Scorpio and Libra.* What's up ladies?
LIBRA: I don't recall Taurus giving you permission to talk to us.
LEO: I'm Leo. I can do whatever I want.
SCORPIO: Except tell your girlfriend that you cheated.
LEO: Libra cheated too.
LIBRA: You initiated the cheating and plus, you're still good friends with Sagittarius.
LEO: And how will he feel when he finds out that his girlfriend was fucking one of his good friends.
LIBRA: He will still love me.
LEO: *Smirks.* Same with Taurus.
LIBRA: *Turns around.* We're leaving.
LEO: Don't go. *Chases after Libra.*
LIBRA: Watch me.
*Leo steps in front of Libra.*
LIBRA: Move!
LEO: Give me a second chance.
SCORPIO: Don't you have a girlfriend?
LEO: Should you go makeout with your bf?
SCORPIO: Should you be having sex with your girlfriend?
LEO: I want to have sex with Libra.
LIBRA: Go have sex with Taurus.
LEO: I apologize for my foul behavior.
LIBRA: I don't care about your apology.
LEO: I care about you.
LIBRA: Sagittarius cares about Mr.
LEO: I care about you more.
LIBRA: There's no us.
LEO: There could be.
LIBRA: *Shoves Leo out of the way.* I gotta finish planning my boyfriend's birthday party.
SCORPIO: *Looks at Leo.* And do us all a big favor and leave Libra alone. *Follows behind best friend.*