Zodiac High

*ENGLISH CLASS*

TAURUS: You ready for this Great Gatsby test?
CANCER: I'm ready to puke.
TAURUS: You should puke on Libra's shoes.
CANCER: I should do that. She could buy new ones instantly.
TAURUS: She will probably be pissed off, but who cares.
CANCER: Or maybe I should puke on Aries' Jordans.
TAURUS: I say you do it to both of them. They deserved it.
CANCER: You're so evil.
TAURUS: I'm actually a nice person.
CANCER: Then why do you hate Libra?
TAURUS: You hate Libra too!
CANCER: I wouldn't say hate, but I strongly dislike her right now.
TAURUS: And you have every reason too.
CANCER: I don't understand how guys think she's the most prettiest girl.
TAURUS: Because they don't have good taste.
CANCER: *Snickers.* You're right.
TAURUS: Plus, she's not all that pretty. I have seen prettier girls.
CANCER: Same. Like us for example.
TAURUS: I mean, if she was so beautiful as the guys claim, why didn't Aries date her?
CANCER: Oh my gosh! You're right!
TAURUS: He chosed you over her. She couldn't believe it.
CANCER: Don't forget that her ex-boyfriend cheated on her with her cousin, Luna.
TAURUS: And that, Leo left her again for me.
CANCER: Guys really don't fuck with her like that.
TAURUS: Because she's a horrible person. She thinks she's all about justice, but that's all a lie.
CANCER: I still can't believe that she had sex with Sag after what happened.
TAURUS: And this is why she's a sore loser. I'll never do that.
CANCER: Because you have some sense.
TAURUS: And I'm not vain like her.
CANCER: All she cares about is boys and being right all the fucking time.
TAURUS: And she ends up wrong, majority of the time.
CANCER: We need to hangout.
TAURUS: You want to hangout tomorrow?
CANCER: No date night with Leo?
TAURUS: He's hanging out the boys tomorrow.
CANCER: Is Gemini going to be with us?
TAURUS: She already has plans with Aquarius.
CANCER: Okay. Let's hangout tomorrow!
TAURUS: To new friendships.
CANCER: And drama-free lives.