[ON HOLD] The Siren - Monkey D. Luffy x Reader (One Piece)

Human Leach 😫

How can a human be stuck in a dragon?

"See (Y/N)!"

"I see..."

"Now, what should we do about him?" Usopp

"Can we poke him? Usopp pass me your slingshot." I hold my hand out.

"No!"

"Let's pull him out!" Luffy grabs onto him.

"Hey, who are you?! Get your hands off of me-bu!"

"Hey! I'm helping you! Stay calm! Here we go!"

"Wow, he's completely stuck in the dragon's body. How is that possible? His upper body is stuck but how is he talking normally? Why isn't he suffocating?" Robin

"I know! He's a human leach! Instead of a belly, it's his mouth ~ Instead of a tail it's his legs ~ Luffy can't pull him off because the leach's teeth are in dug into the dragon's body ~" Usopp looking at me, "what?"

"Who the hell is he?" Zoro

Luffy pulls him off. I wonder if there are any other types of humans.

"It's a human leach! ~" - "Arrr!! I-I-It's missing!"

Why is Usopp screaming? It's just a leach.

Luffy sits up, I run over to him. "What's missing? He's torn in half! I'm sorry!" Now Liffy screaming...

"You fool! Sorry isn't enough! You killed him!" Usopp screaming again...

I look at him, "there's no blood. Arrr!" Fall onto Luffy.

The leach jumps up, "oh, I'm finally separated from it-bu!"

"What?!" Luffy and Usopp scream. I fall off Luffy's lap.

"Ow..." I stand back up.

"The lower body just talked! What's going on?!" Luffy

"A zombie! A monster!" Usopp

"It's a human leach!"

Robin walks over, "wait a minute." She goes over to the dragon. "This is strange."

I follow her over, "what is?"

"There is no upper half here."

"Wait so he's a chop-up human? Isn't he suppose to be dead?"

"What do you mean?" Zoro

"He didn't have an upper body from the very start?" Usopp stop screaming!

"Oh, this is too freaky!" Luffy looks at him.

Usopp circles it, "he's kind of big."

"Who is there and what are you doing? I sense your presence but I don't have eyes or ears!"

"HE'S A LEACH! They don't have eyes or ears!"

"You're bizarre!" Luffy

"I don't know who you are but get out of my way-bu!" It tries to kick Luffy.

Luffy jumps back, "what?"

"Throw it in the fire!"

"I cannot die here!"

"Burn it!" Kill the leach! "He's running away!"

"Oh, he took off!" Luffy

"I'm not going to let them get away! That gawddamn Warlord!"

"Hey, wait! Why don't you join my..."

"No, Luffy!" Usopp chops him on the head.

"I'm gonna go catch him! Can you grill the dragon for me?! Wait, legs!"