RC9GN Randicon One Shotz AU (2)

Kiss, Marry, Kill 2

B.M: Alright, time to do this thing.

K.C: What's the list?

B.M: Here's the list. Not many people understood the challenge so I have no choice but to list it out myself.

K.C: Oof.

Nomi - Tengu, Howard, Randy.

B.M: Nomi, your answers?

Nomi: Kill Howard, Kiss Tengu, Marry Randy.

B.M: Of course, obviously. Next up is Randy.

Randy - Heidi, Theresa, Stevens.

Randy: Hurm... Kiss Theresa, Kill Heidi and Marry Stevens. Sorry, Heidi.

Heidi: It's fine.

B.M: Wait, why marrying Stevens?

Randy: He's not that bad of a person, you know. We kinda made a deal that if Heidi and Nomi are together, we'll just be together for their own happiness.

Nomi: Randy, you know I only love you, right?

Randy: Yes, I know. Love you too.

B.M: Alright, next up is Theresa.

Theresa - Nomi, Bucky, Bash.

Theresa: Easy. Kill Bash, Kiss Nomi and Marry Bucky.

Tengu: Why?

Theresa: I see Nomi as my brother! Besides, Bucky kinda looks hotter nowadays.

Tengu: Babe! TvT

B.M: Woah, calm your feathers. Yours is next.

Tengu - Howard, Flute Girl, Heidi

Tengu: Uh... Ki Howard, Kiss Heidi, Marry Flute Girl. She's not that bad if she reduce her spitting.

K.C: Who is she with again? Flute Girl?

B.M: ... I have no idea. Bucky perhaps?

Randy: But I thought Bucky is with-

B.M: Continuing on! Debbie is next.

Debbie - Howard, Heidi, Julian

Debbie: Hmm, Kiss Heidi, Kill Howard, Marry Julian.

Howard: Wait, why?!

Debbie: You almost never pay attention to me... And Julian is very nice.

Howard: Babe, I'm sorry!

Debbie: Sorry my butt!

K.C: Woah woah, calm down. Next up is Howard.

Howard - Debbie, Randy, Nomi

Howard: Easy. Kiss Cunningham, Kill Nomi, Marry Debbie. I love my Debbie, okay?

Debbie: ... Fine... Just please pay attention to me next time.

Howard: I will I will, promise.

B.M: Next up, Heidi.

Heidi - Bash, Julian, Stevens

Heidi: Um, kill Bash, Kiss Julian, Marry Stevens.

Stevens: Aww, I love you too, babe!

B.M: Next is Stevens.

Stevens - Randy, Heidi, Nomi.

Stevens: ... Oh no. Um, Kiss Randy, Marry Heidi and kill... No one?

B.M: ... You kill Nomi.

Stevens: But he's my best friend!

Nomi: My friend, I can't die.

Stevens: Oh right. But I can't kill you though.

Nomi: It's okay, really.

B.M: Next up is K.C.

K.C - Randy, Heidi, Theresa.

K.C: I'm sorry, Randy. But I'm killing you, kiss Heidi and Marrying Theresa.

Randy: It's okay.

B.M: Last up is me, I suppose.

K.C: I'll read it.

B.M - K.C, Nomi, Randy.

B.M: Uh... What?

K.C: Choose.

B.M: ... Kiss Randy, Marry K.C and... Kill myself?

Nomi: What?! You're going to kill me again?

B.M: I have no guts to kill you, Nomi! You've been tortured enough so I choose killing myself!

K.C: Babe... Come here.

B.M: ... For what?

K.C: *hugs B.M* You need more love, my gem.

B.M: ... Thanks, babe.