Randy: Again? What is it this time?
B.M: Nomi, Tengu, be prepare.
Nomi: What do you mean?
Tengu: What? Why me?
[OPENING PORTAL]
Au Nomi: Um, hello?
Nomi: Greetings, other me. Bring your friends and lover in. We can talk a bit.
Au Nomi: Ah, yes of course. C'mon guys.
After setting it up.
Au Randy: So... What's up?
Randy: Well, may I ask who you with?
Au Randy: Theresa of course.
Randy: (Again?)
Nomi: Then, who's your lover, other me?
Au Nomi: NomiRandy.
.....
Tengu: The heck?! *Holds vomit*
Theresa: Ah, Tengu, settle down!
Nomi: *speechless and lifeless*
Randy: Ah, Nomi! Don't die on me! Babe!
Au Theresa: Wait, you and Nomi are together?
Randy: Yes, I'm sorry for not telling you.
Au Randy: You sound so motherly?! How?!
Randy: I am a mom-
Au others: What-?
Akai: Mama! *Hugs Randy*
Randy: Hello, Akai. Where's your siblings?
Akai: Baba and sista sweeping.
Nomi: Why aren't you sleeping with them then?
Akai: No sweep!
Randy: Akai, it's "sleep" not "sweep".
Akai: Swreet?
Randy: No. *Smiles*
Au Randy: That's your son?
Randy: Yup, I gave birth to him. Long story.
Au Nomi: Interesting... NomiRandy, can we have our own child?
Au NomiRandy: Maybe we'll think about it.
Tengu: I still can't believe you and Nomi are together! I thought you created him!
Theresa: Tengu, settle down. Breathe.
Au NomiRandy: I'm still confused why your name is Tengu.
Tengu: Long story.
Au Randy: So, you and Theresa?
Tengu: Yup.
Au Randy: Nice.
B.M: I think it's time to go home. Bye you guys.
Au others: Thanks for having us.
[CLOSING PORTAL]
B.M: You all may now vomit.
Others: *vomits*
Nomi: *sat at the corner*
Randy: Babe, it's okay. Come here.
Nomi: *hug Randy* Don't you dare make me close to Weinerman and Tengu. I'm begging you.
Randy: *pats his back* I will I will, calm down.
B.M: That's just funny.
K.C: What else you have in mind?
B.M: There's another one, human Sorcerer... And Randy. Don't tell them yet
K.C: This is gonna be good.
B.M: Honking yes.
YOU ARE READING
RC9GN Randicon One Shotz AU (2)
FanfictionThe second book like I said. Enjoy the content I guess. It's also poorly written by me so yeah. Also,if I ever mentioned a mistake like rude comments or anything, please tell me. I would love your knowledge
