Danger Incorporated

18 My life is boring

Karson pov

the last few days has been about as boring as watching fish swim in a fish tank ... without the beta fish in it

i couldnt wait until tomarrow ... one because it was friday, two because I get to see how bad i creeped out my penpal, and lastly i get to go to Drews house for the weekend .... to work on our 'math' project

if your currently wondering what im doing im in my chorus class singing my little butt off ... just kidding im sittin on my butt and typing my little thumbs off writing this book on this crazy addicting app called waddpat or wattpad something like that .... but i am in the chorus classroom however and im singing but not what everyone else is singing ... im making a few personalized remixes to their songs

for instance one goes something like this: do you wanna build a meth lab do you wanna shoot it up .... and so on and so forth

next i have lunch which i will be spending in the gym because seriously who eats the disgusting school lunch anyway

now im currently in heaven... aka the gym where i can do anything i would like so i decided to play some hoops with my friends ... where i am currently winning our game of horse ... like seriously Drew and Tatelyn cant hit 3s for nothing ... and i mean exactly that nothing

yall wanna know what ive been fantizing over ever since i walked in the doors of this school?

thats right you guessed it the hottest jock of the school .... haha thats so freaking funny ... hate to do it people but major plot twist ... the answer was chicken alfrado people .... yall should have known this already ... im always hungry

so im in my last class when a dude comes up and ask me if i wannted to 'talk' to him

i told him that we were 'talking' he then said that he wasnt talking about that kind of talking

so i responded saying that i was sorry but i only understood one language an that was english so the only talking i was doing was english

haha he just rolled his eyes and walked away

before you all think im a blonde bimbo yes i know that he was asking me out in a wimpy way instead of just saying hey would you like to go out with me or you wanna be my girlfriend or something pertaining to the correct way to ask a girl out.... seriously to all the boys that are reading this if you are its not really attractive to ask a girl out by asking them if they want to 'talk' to them

so that totally lightened up my day a lot because before that i was absolutly bored ... and btws i was being sarcastic with him because im not in the mood to have a relationship .. like no lie ... boys are stupid and its worst when they tell you that their stupid

since the school day was over i drove home at the rightfull speed of 90 mph and ran straight into my kitchen apon my arrival at my house to make myself some yummy chicken alfrado