Danger Incorporated

22: love at first laugh

Karson Pov

so here i am laying on the most comfiest thing ever .... and no dont get any ideas that im laying on a guy cause thats just funny .... for your information im laying on my couch only in a tank top and my short but not short short shorts ... i just dont know how some of these girls can wear shorts in their butt cracks

anywho im just chilaxing while watching tv when im flippin through the channels and suddenly i fall onto the floor ... of course after i hit my head on the end table which leaves me with a beautifully bruised head and a small scratch right in the middle of it.

Why am i currently on the floor crying you ask? ..... well you see what had happened was i was watching spongebob at first .... dont get jealous that you cant do the sponge bob laugh... anywho spongebob went off and i got bored so i flipped through the channels until i reached the Duggars

whats so funny? well the fact that the girl said she fell in love at the first giggle or laugh whatever you perfer ... i thought this was hilarious or some other type of big word you wanna put there because like seriously thats like sayin that you have fallen in love with someone because they gave you candy... good but pointless if you get my drift

i dont really know what im talking about though because ive never expeirenced love but i know i just know that you cant fall in love because of a laugh

now dont get me wrong a humerous guy is attractive to me but only to certain points

back to the situation at hand ... i get up from the floor and decide to go to the bathroom to check my head to make sure i didnt have a second head ... luckily i didnt.... while im there i decide to go ahead and take a shower ... i mean why not im already here

my shower was faboulus in case you were wondering ... it was nice and warm and i was singing one of my favorite oldies songs that yall may or may not know ... its called a thousand miles by i have know idea who ... sry

so after my shower i go to my room and do my homework like a smart little girl i am ..... pssh the smart part is right but i did my homework at school so before i went to sleep for the night i decided to write back my lovely penpal

" hello again there person that is rude to not even ask or tell me if you are a boy or girl .... ps that is askig you if you are a boy or girl also known as a weiner or salad by the way ... anywho confusing people is my life .... salads are good in my opinion but obviously only if i have some dressing with it ... oh and fun fact speaking of dresses i hate them ps ima help you out here so i dont 'confuse' you the fun fact helps you figure out my sex genre, tootles
~freakingamazeballs0000"

so now that ive finished that lovely note indecide to hit the hay .... and no im not litterally hitting hay .... im going to bed

well that was my original plan anyhow until my wonderful mind wouldnt allow me to go into the amazing dreamland of unicorns and rainbows

so what do i do? .... my famous hobby of corse ... singing? nope. dancing? nope. pooping? nope. playing video games? nope. hacking computers? well of course.

yep as of this moment im hacking into peoples skypes and just seeing what they are doing ... and boy do some people do some werid hobbies

for instance there was this kid stuffing pickles into his mouth, a little girl trying to be a ballerina, some middle school looking kid balencing stuff on his chin, some old dude eating a jar or mayonaise, and a few other wild ones too

the one that caught me off guard the most was this screen that was pitch black ... which indicated that they were actually smart enough to cover their cameras when they were not ising them ... but however they could not block out the sound

what did i hear you ask .... nothing terrible at all ... it was amazeballs .... it was some dude that could sing and play his heart out... like i could go to sleep by listening to him .... not only did he play and sing well he was playing a thousand miles the acoustic version and man that boy didnt miss a beat.

yeah you know how i said i could go to sleep listening to him ... well guess what .... he actually put me asleep and i didnt wake up until it was time for school the next day ... it was litterally the best sleep i had in about a year.