Danger Incorporated

52: confusion and questions

Karson Pov

oh hello there .... excuse me would you .... im sorry .... could you just give me a moment..... Im just recovering from ... ohhh you know almost dieing .... oh you don't know why .... well just keep on reading then

10 minutes earlier

Jasper and I are singing four five seconds until the ending so it went a little like this:

Woke up an optimist

Sun was shinin', I'm positive

Then I heard you was talkin' trash Hold me back, I'm 'bout to scream

Yeah I'm 'bout Four Five Seconds from wildin'

And we got three more days 'til Friday

I'm tryna make it back home by Monday mornin'

I swear I wish somebody would drive me

Ooh, that's all I want

through the whole song we were looking deeply into each others eyes. Just then the song was over and I was extremely thirsty from having to sing rihannas part I mean seriously have yall tried singing it you have to blow a gaskit to get it to sound good .... well not exactly anyway but I was just thirsty because I was sing the song and the fact that im supposed to stay very hydrated which I haven't been but that wasn't the point ... anywho since the song was over I decided I would go and fix myself some drink .... but I couldn't find my cup

can you guess where its at

yes no maybe well too late ima tell you anyway .... it was indeed behind Jasper... so you know me I wasn't about to stand up and walk all the way to my end table just to get a piece of plastic.... so I start leaning in towards Jasper in order to reach the cup when I notice that he has obviously gotten the wrong idea when he starts leaning in as well .... hmm am Im going to take a wild guess and say that he wasn't reaching for a cup.... anyways just as we almost bump faces Jojo comes and saves the day ... as always .... and Jasper jumps up in a really adorable way because his face is as red as a wet toddlers butt after its been beaten ... but anyway for some stupid reason I cant find the words to make fun of him and we both just say a whole bunch of um oks and yeahs as hes leaving ...... but yeah once he walked out of my house .... I just started belting out in laughter .... until it it almost im possible to breathe .... because not only did jaspers face keep replaying in my head but that I kept replaying our almost kiss scene except my stupid head kept finishing it .... and of course we all know that would be funny ..... hmmm I think Jasper is right these pills may be the last of me

and with that I fall asleep right there on my living room floor ... totally ignoring the fact that I currently have a high little cousin running around my house

its now currently morning and i just woke up from the best sleep ever ... oh yeah and i also found Jojo lieing lifelessly on the kitchen table fast asleep with crumbs all around her with a few crackers and cucumbers too ... hmm bet that was a werid taste but anyway yeah i may or may not just left her there so i could go enjoy my shower

but before i did that i realized i havent checked the mail in a few days since my dad usually does it ... yeah and hes not here so i guess thats another thing that i get to do ... ugggh its so hard to be a teenager .... but yeah when i opened the mailbox with extreme caution to make sure i wouldnt get attacked by a cat.... not that has happened before or anything ... stupid Drake.... anywho i wasnt attacked by any cats this time but was instead greeted with a letter from my penpal

when i opened it i was really excited to see what he had said until i actually read his reply or one sentence of it anyway

"would you like to go to prom with me? have a nice day"

honestly i have no idea whatsoever of how i feel about this like for real this boy must be really stupid to ask me of all people to prom but yet for some reason i really want to know who has been putting up with me all this time .... so i think on it more while refreshing my personal hygene in my amazing shower

after my shower i decided to reply to my penpal however im not going to answer him ... confusing right?

"hey there i dont know what prom is besides i dont know how to dance ... your really crazy to actually want to go to prom with me by the way ... oh and you suck at asking people to prom :P ... but im just saying that so you can do better in the future .... its tricky its tricky tricky tricky .... sorry had to start singing there because well you see ive never been asked out before so yeah i dont really know how to answer you so ima say maybe ... because i dont wanna hurt your feelings ... and once again im rambling

well have a nice dayyyyy ~k"

well that went well .... i guess its time for me to go dress shopping now right????.... yes yes you people im not going to stand the poor boy up but he doesnt have to know that

so in the process of getting ready Jojo has awoken from dead and from dead im me shes gotten off the table and is off of her high thankfully and i have informed her that we are going to go to the mall so i can find a prom dress and thats when she starts jumping up and down while squeling like a little pig because she is really happy for me and she starts asking me a thousand questions .... yeah that doesnt actually happen she just says "k" and goes to Drakes room to get ready

since she was obviously not in the mood to help me look good so i decided to call Cage because honestly gay guys are the best to go shopping with and since i would be going to a total different school i wasnt going to go in something ugly and plus i know he likes to go shopping anyway plus i mentioned we would be eating so yeah he was sold into it now

30 minutes later

Cage,Jojo and I are now currently in my car as im driving on the way to subway since thats where we decided we wanted to eat at before we went to the mall since we were all hungry because none of us ate breakfast and none of us have had a sub in a long time

but yeah you want to know why i havent eaten a sub in a long time .... well you see nobody and i mean nobody knows how to fix a good sub in this whole world ... which is the exact reason im not eating my sub now ... and also why im rolling down my window so i can throw it out in the parkinglot of the mall for the little hungry birds.... its not littering if its for the birds people

so how do you mess up a ham and turkey sub people.... well let me tell you ... all i asked for was a ham and turkey sub all the way .... and they only put lettuce, tomato, mayo, and the ham and turkey of course .... when in reality i wanted a sandwhich with the following on it ... ham, turkey, mayo, mustard, cheetos, doritos, spray cheese, and bread

see what i mean i mean i only eat the mayo on one side not both and now you see why i currently chunking it out of the window