Danger Incorporated

Dont swallow:25

Jaspers POV
All I did with my life today was being lazy to the maximum. To sum that up all I did was eat, sleep, pee, play songs and more sleeping and eating. So yeah that was my day and now im going to bed.
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Oh how I have missed school, im so glade I get to go back today, oh what a wonderful time im going to have YAY........ Ummm No.. What you guys just wittnessed was trenchant also known as sarcasm. Right now im in a really intense chorus lesson and our teacher is telling to never swallow, apparently if you swallow golfballs it's bad for your voice or somthing, oh wait now she's doing some kinda of gorilla dance....I think.... yeah she's wierd but still awesome.
yay science! Science is my favorite subject. "Ok class please get into groups of three" it was me this girl karla and this dude named brandon. "ok now that you have your groups I will be passing around frogs to disect and everyone must participate" Oh no.
"Dude are you ok" I hear Brandon ask me "Ye...yeah" I managed to stutter out right before I passed out right on top of the girl beside me a knocking the frog guts all over her while going down. (Real Smooth)
30 minutes later I finally wake up and then got sent home for being sick. I walk through the door and get some tacos and fries and sit in the living room with my lap top in hand looking up new chords and lyrics to sing and play after I finally play them the first song was
(What do you want from me)
Hey, slow it down, what do ya want from me?
Whataya want from me?
Yeah, I'm afraid, whataya want from me?
Whataya want from me?

There might have been a time when I would give myself away
Oh, once upon a time, I didn't give a damn
But now, here we are, so whataya want from me?
Whataya want from me?

Just don't give up, I am workin' it out
Please don't give in, I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around

Hey, whataya want from me?
Whataya want from me?
Whataya want from me?

Yeah, it's plain to see
That baby you're beautiful and it's nothing wrong with you
It's me, I'm a freak, yeah
But thanks for lovin' me 'cause you're doing it perfectly

Yeah, there might have been a time
When I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life

Just don't give up, I am workin' it out
Please don't give in, I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming aroundHey, whataya want from me?
Then I sung ignition by Kelly R
I did and accoustic version of it.
You remind me of somethin'
I just can't think of what it is
Girl, please let me stick my key in your ignition,
babe
So I can get this thing started and get rollin', babe
See, I'll be doin' about 80 on your freeway
Girl, I won't stop until I drive you crazy
So buckle up 'cause this can get bumpy, babe
Now hit the lights and check out all my functions,
babe...
just as I was getting to the end of the song my phone ding indicating I had a message I looked and saw it was Maddie saying she was excited for friday, I smiled down at my phone and gave a quick replie saying me to.
I was sitting there bord out of my mins not knowing what I should do when it struck me. I need to finish reading the rest of Psalm in the Bible for the speaking im doing sunday.
Then I got the idea to write back my penpal, I had gotten a replie back lastnight but I didnt read it so im doing that now. Wiener? Dressing? "Son is there somting you want to tell me" I hear my moms voice cut through the living room. Great. "oh no mamn" I say, she gives me a look and shakes her head then walks away.
hey penpal im 17 and im a male. My favorite color is black and purple and I dont like dresses eaither, or dressing for that matter... I mean food dressing not dressimg in cloths I like wearing cloths I meant im not a nudeist or anything, ok im going to shut up now because im makmg no sense right now so yeah. The point is I have a DinkleDoo. XOXO-J
With thats being write I sent them my replie.