Danger Incorporated

kissing coughs:65

Jaspers POV

"So Karson I guess this means our relationship is getting pretty serious now"
"What the fudge balls are you talking about Jasper?"
"Well first I let have some of my monsters, then you insist to hold my hand for thirty minutes straight and yes I was counting, oh and now we are sharing some spicy cheetos. So if you ask me I would say things are getting pretty serious"
"Well Jassy it's a good thing no'one asked you then"
"Karson just admit you love me, you don't have to flirt with me or play hard geez. Women these days" okay so I may be just a little bit hyper still and it is currently 4:00 in the morning.
As I yawn I lay my head down in Karsons lap and let slumber take over me.

Karsons POV
Why is this thing on me, eww get it off get it off me. Okay I think I may be on the verge of cry, why you ask? Well his fat head is so freaking heave my leg has already fallen asleep Oh and speaking to fat head over there he tried to accuse me of loving him, let's be honest if anyone like anyone it him likeing me, seriously the boy is whipped just saying. Crap I'm out of cheetos. I knew I should have never shared, curse me and my good heart. "Snore snore snore"

Jaspers POV

Ahh I'm so freaking comfortable and warm, Wait why am I warm? "ouch! what the heck" "Get up you Dinkledoo" "WHY ARE YOU POURING COFFEE ON ME YOU PSYCHO" "because you be thirsty, duh" "well I wasn't but now that you mention it I am a little parched" " oh, are you now. well here have some more coffee" "no no keep yours, I'll get my own" "whatever you say little Jassy, now move your big headed self so I can go home before we are both steaming hot, Since you are trying to scold me with burning coffee" "umm excuse me but you are the one who poured coffee all over yourself in result made you hot!" "why thank you I'm glade you finally noticed" "bye Felicia" "poor boy still doesn't know my name. Okay listen close sweetbuns my name is Karson with a K" as I watched her take her last step out the door that's when I knew she was gone... "No joke she just walked out. What are you doing? narrating you life" ohh there James. Mwhaha you have been replaced Karson. James in now bae.

"why yes, yes I am" "did you drink monsters again" oh no he's on to me "noo of course not" I say as my eyes wonder this world we call earth "dude just give me a monster" "I DONT WANT TO LAY ON YOU JAMES!!!" "dude I just asked for a monster" "BUT! that's whaaat sheee said" "umm maybe you should have some coffee" "NO! James. I have had enough!" "enough of what?" "NOOOO don't kill her James. I know are a tracker but you will never find her" "umm yes I do run track but not after women. unless they smell good of course, I tend to like vanilla. You got any vanilla?" "ice cream? yes I do" "well go get it and bring some Msters" "I don't have hamster James. geez you are so dumb" "well I figured since you have monsters you would at least have a hamster or two" "oh you silly boy" "only for you bae" "don't you dare call me poop James" "ooh touche much" "no I don't like for you too touch me" "okay you don't have to worry about that buddy" "good not let's watch a movie" "so much for the ice cream and monsters" James muttered. I couldn't help but to giggle so I marched myself up to the kitchen and grabbed so ice cream and monsters for James and some water for me so I wouldn't go into cardiac arrest and die.

1 hour later

Ring ring ooh hang on James I have a call coming in "hello Jasper speaking" "Oh hey jassypoo it's your favourite girlfriend Maddies" "Oh hey girlfriend" "so what are you doing today?" "Nothing much just hanging with james" "oh. Well I'll be at your house in a few hours" "Oh your coming over?" "Yep see u then" okay no need to ask, totally not rude at all. Wow I'm a bad boyfriend" yo what did she want" "she was telling me she was coming over in a few hours" "she told you or asked?" "Told" "wow" "what?" "Nothing at all my young one. Well I'm going to leave y'all to it" no don't leave" you song have to leave" "I know but I rather not stick around and hear caddie talk about nails and fake tan" okay I had to chuckle at that one because it was very true. "Alright man I'll see you later" "later"
DingDong "coming" awe look how cute she looks with her matching pink top and pink shorts with pink shoes" you look cute" "only for you" she walks in and sits down. An hour later we are sitting down on the couch in my basement watching titanic, all of a sudden caddies face starts coming closer and I start to panic. No no no this can't happen. What should I do? Should I cough on her? And then my Lips were met with the wet lips of another. And then I coughed....in her face...with spit in the cough... yep I'm such a great boyfriend, I should get gold medal or something. "Oh my gosh I'm so sorry Maddie" "ha it's okay" she says through gritted teeth I.m going to go off a limb and say she is mad. "Um I just going to go, my mom wants me home by five" "umm yea. Oh and by the way it's five thirty" "Oh did I say by five I meant by six" "I really am sorry" so I barely got those few words put when I saw the door slam.