Danger Incorporated

44: Funerals for Karson

Karson Pov

I know a girl who's tough but sweet

She's so fine, she can't be beat

She's got everything that I desire

Sets the summer sun on fire

I want candy

I want candy

I want candy

I want candy

Go to see her when the sun goes down

Ain't no finer girl in town

You're my girl, what the doctor ordered

So sweet, you make my mouth water

I want candy

I want candy

I want candy

I want candy

Candy on the beach, there's nothing better

But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater

Some day soon I'll make you mine

Then I'll have candy all the time

I want candy

I want candy

I want candy

I want candy

Candy in the morning time,

Candy in the hot sunshine.

Candy baby can't you see,

All I want is your candy!

Candy in the morning time,

Candy in the hot sunshine.

Candy baby can't you see,

All I want is your candy!

(Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey)

All I want is your candy!

(Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey)

All I want is your candy!

soooo immmm gonna go buy me some candy at the store that sells brandy I think I might even buy JoJo a yoyo sooo she want whine my ear off

you liked that now didn't you .... but yeah if you were to busy getting into my remix of wanting some candy and didn't catch the actual wording of the remix ill explain it once again to you

JoJo and I are in the store that Dinkledoo dropped us off out since he got mad at me because I kicked his but five times on Mortal Combat... how did a girl like myself win you ask?

well you see I'm not no gamer girl for that matter but I am smart enough just to push a whole lot of random buttons .. and that my folks is how I won ... mister i call myself a master at Mortal Combat obviously doesn't know how to punch in all those marvelous meals or combos whatever you call them in fast enough

but yeah anywho I didn't complain about getting dropped back off at the store since I obviously wanted some candy so when I want candy guess what .... I buy me some candy all types of candy to be exact ... buy me some Nerds, Kit Kats, Reese's, Crunch Bars, Skittles, Starburst, Hershey's , Sour Patch Kids, etc. .... you know the usual

and while I'm purchasing my candy JoJo just so happens to see a small red yo-yo and asked me if I could buy it for her and teach her how to yo-yo ... so since it was only a dollar I bought it for her along with all my candy .... yeah you guys I'm actually buying stuff now and not shoplifting ... aren't you proud of me? .... yes .... awe that's so sweet of you but there's no reason you should be proud of me cause I still do it ... just not when kidos are around

but yeah JoJo and I are now on the way back to my house to just chill out ... who knows we might even go for a stroll in the park ..... bahhahahaha ... that's so funny pssh I'm to lazy for that ... so I'm gonna change what I said ... were just gonna chill out because honestly my town is so poor we don't even have a park ... the closest park to me is there by JoJo's house a whole town away

so we arrive at the house and I grab all my candy and tell JoJo to get her own stuff cause I'm not her maid obviously.. but we go inside and I tell her to go put her stuff up in Drakes bedroom because he wasn't obviously here to use it while I went to go change my clothes to something more comfy .... what's more comfy than a tank top and shorts that I already have own you ask? .... being naked of course .... uggh yuck I'm not like that you guys I promise I always have to have some type of clothes on like no lie in the shower I wash in my swimsuit .... ok so make that was a lie but yeah I do like my clothes

so I change into my newly found sweatpants and a spaghetti string tank top before going into my room and collecting my skittles before heading downstairs to find something to watch on TV .... settling on Fast Five since JoJo seems to have some type fetish for Hans I mean I'm not complaining or anything cause Paul Walker and Van Diesel are the bomb diggities if you know what I mean

then suddenly out of nowhere I had a horrible craving for some nachos so I asked JoJo if she would like to walk to the gas station down the road from us with me so I could gratify my craving ... and know I'm not Prego or anything ... a girl just has her random cravings ok

walking down the road singing do I diddty ditty die ditty do sing do I ditty ditty die ditty do first stop the look then go singing do I ditty ditty die ditty do yay we made it across the road alive one more time .... now to the NACHOS I yell

after receiving my nachos and a Dr. Pepper ... mmm I love me some doctors we started walking across the street after looking every way of course ... yes including up and down I mean you never know when or where a plane might be landing ... nor do you know what way the ants are going .. you gotta look out for these things right

well obviously I'm not as observant as I thought I was or people have really gotten stupid and cant figure out how to drive because next thing I know was some idiot in a car was fixing to run over my little cousin as he was driving towards the traffic on our lane so we could obviously tell that it was intentional but I wasn't paying attention to that but instead picked up and practically threw JoJo to the side of the road which we where going towards and then ran after the car as fast as I could

once I got to the car as it was still halfway speeding down the road because of all the traffic I jumped on the back of it and broke the windshield to get into the car ... well that was what was supposed to have happened but apparently this straight road magically makes a lot of sharp curves because I am thrown from the back of the car and greeted with the asphalt and rocks on the side of the road .... unconscious

lucky though I was calling 911 while I was just hanging out on top of the dudes car before being thrown off with my phone ... hopefully they will track my phone ... but I wouldn't know cause I'm practically dead