Danger Incorporated

you're just not my type: 75

Jaspers POV

This morning I woke up in an unfamiliar room with a very familiar body laying shirtless next to me. "What are you doing in my bed!?" I yelled panicked
"shhhh I'm trying to get my beauty sleep here fam, so be a dear and shut up will ya, K thanks" well someone is cranky
"Get out you wierdo!"
"ugh fine I'll take myself to my room and get my beauty sleep there, and don't get yourself flattered your not my type" ahh I'm offended
"well excuse me Mr. cranky pants, if I weren't your type then why would you dare sleep with me?"
"ugh because you were drunk last night and I was trying to help you upstairs which was harder than I thought it would be since I was also drunk so when I got you up here I ended up passing out on here as well .... And don't take it personal, I just like blondes"
What am I not cute, so what if I'm not blonde... I'm cute darn it! like hello have you not seen this face and these adorable eyes, geez people learn to know when a hottie is in your presence.
"so I was just a one time thing for you then. Is that what your are telling me Drew, hum is it?"
"geez man Jassy, I'm sorry buddy. how about we get you some ice cream and reboost your confidence" ooh ice cream
"YES" I yell in Drews ear while fist pumping in the air
"dude chill with all the yelling in my ear"
"that's what you get for not saying I'm cute" I reply while taking my little detour to the kitchen and taking out some cookie dough ice cream and filling my bowl with the deliciousness that's about to make my life complete with marriage and kids..
"well if it makes you feel better Karson finds you tots cute" now that comment sparked an intrest
"oh really and how do you know this oh wise one"
"oh I don't no, it has nothing to do with the fact that we have been best friends since our diaper days"
"dude believe me she doesn't think I'm cute"
"look I know when Karson likes someone, and that someone is you my dear friend" uh yea okay someone forgot to take their pills again
"did you take your meds today Drew"
"that's was one time!"

2 hours later

"Hey Karson"
"hey Jassy"
"how's your foot holding up"
"fine I guess considering some fat dope fell on it"
"dang Karson I didn't know you could fall on your own foot" haha good one Dinkledoo, Wait did I just refer to myself as Dinkledoo.. I think I did. My thoughts were interupted by a pillow being smacked in my face
"ouch what was that for" I ask holding my face that has been brutally attacked
"for calling my fat you egotistical egit"
"ooh careful with the big words Kar Kar, don't want to hurt your self again" SMACK ouch that was not a pillow
"did you just slap me Karson"
"awe my poor lil Jassy it was all out of love"
" Sure it was"
just then the door bell rung so I went and answered the door, to no surprise there a donkey standing in front of me
"what are you doing here?" I asked mr. donkey
"I came to see Karson, What are you doing here Jasper"
"I think my doing here is none your business" I say stepping closer to his face threatening his personal space. I then feel to small hands on my shoulders gently pulling my back to get a look to see who is at the door
"Lucas what are you doing here" Karson asked with curiosisly written on her face
" I came to see you silly" what so silly about Karson, violent maybe but not silly.
"mhm did you now" she ask while putting her hand on his arm. eww someone shoot me now
"mhmm did you now" I say mocking her in a hight pitch tone which earned a harsh glare from her but other than that she ignore the comment and carries on with her flirting
"and why did you come to see me?"
"because I need to see your beautiful face sweetness" insert gagging noise here
I decide it's time for me to step in and intervene
"yea well she doesn't need to see your face which by far from beautiful so have a good day and let good Lord be you heathen" I say slamming the door in his face and walking back to the couch where I was previously sitting watching 90210 with Karson.. dont judge me, it's like days of our lives but for teens okay
"ooh Is Jasper jealous" and let the tunting begin
"no I was not Karson"
"ooh I beg a differ"
"how about take your differ and shove it"
"ooh feisty Jasper is making an appearance I see"
she says ruffling my hair
"rawr" I say while showing my teeth and making a clawing action
"bad kitty" that comment makes me laugh so hard I look like a seal losing oxygen which makes Karson lose control and laughs too
"oh 😂 my gosh your😂 laugh😂😂"
"look whose talking"
"A goddess"
"omg your so full of it child"
"ah child, I am no child. I am a goddess"
she is but I wouldn't tell her that. you did not just say that stupid brain
"if that's what helps you sleep at night babe" I say turning my attention back to the TV
"CALL ME A GODDESS!!!" Karson suddenly yells and starts hitting my repeatedly with her pillow but soon throws the pillow and tackles me while towing hands
"okay okay haha stop, your a Goddess" I say through my fit of laughter while throwing her off of me and switching our position to me hovering over her, I take this as an advantage and start tickling her until chessnut in tears and begging me to stop "Say I'm hotter than Channing Tatum" I say still tickling her
"daddy didn't raise no liar" she says losing breath
"SAY IT"
"OK OK YOUR HOTTER THAN CHANNING TATUM" I stop immediately and get off top of her and resume to a previous position on the couch, I was staring at her drinking some water when the memorise of me putting her to bed last night came to mind, I had gotten caught up in the moment and kissed her forehead, I'm just glade she was asleep because if she wasn't I would never hear the end of it. I now turn to look at her once more and notice her drifting off to sleepy land and soon sleep takes over me too.