Danger Incorporated

20: catipilliars in a tree

Karson pov

what up my homies, how yall been?

like i even care ... haha just kidding guys

but foreal you guys theres something i havent told you
.... im i .... im

Katniss Evergreen

yes yes thats right yall are not crazy and you read it right im am Katniss Evergreen or however you spell it

thats right im Katniss Karson Evergreen and im in the Hunger Games

litterally im in the hunger games as in im at school starving my little butt off

as you may have guessed ... yess i didnt eat lunch today because seriously who serves high schoolers chicken on rie

im currently in english which as mentioned before is my last period class competing with Drew and Tatelyn in the hunger games as of right now im in the lead because i havent eaten since yesterday when i got home and my stomach is current acting like a whole bunch a people on a black friday sale ... yes that was a terrible hunger reference but thats just how i think when im hungry.

Drew on the other hand just had a growling stomach because he had eaten supper last night although it was like 3 AM this morning so he was in second place

and lastly there was Tatelyn who just had stomach cramps because she 'accidently' missed lunch today

so anywho back to the boring life in english .... we just recieved our first reply from our penpals

i just got finished reading mine from slickaslickaslimshady
(you can reread this in the previous chapter)

it so adoreable that someone actually has a teddy bear that they think i wont do the humpty dumpty whatever that is .... i rather call it a catipilliar in a tree if you know what i mean

so now i respond like a nice little loyal girl i am

" awewew you have a teddy bear thats so adoreable ... and what in the world is the humpty dumpty i mean if thats a dance or something you can forget me not doing it to your bear because i would get down with it. anywho since you have a bear im assuming your a girl which is really cool but i was told not to assume in life so are you are a weiner or a salad? oh yeah tacos are really good too specially when there wraped right... haha anyway im bord so ima end this

ps. will you be the catipillar in my tree?
~freakingamazeballs0000"

and thats how i ended my school day before i rushed to tacobell cause whoever slicky slicka slimshady or whoever made me want some tacos