Danger Incorporated

crimes and monster:63

Jaspers POV

So I wasn't planning on going to this karaoke place tonight until cage texted me and told me that Karson was going to be there and it was probably the only time that I would've been able to make amends with her and restore our friendship so I took the chance and you can say it worked except for a few parts such as dancing with cage and rambling stupid sentences. Rambling isn't something I normally do but when I'm nervous I tend to talk abit and lets just say the drink I drunk earlier didn't help with my little problem. As you all know I don't really drink but tonight I was going to serenad Karson and I was going to need some help from a little buddy which may or may not have been a bottle of alcoholic liquid. As I sung just the girl to her I remained eye contact with her through the whole thing even though I so badly wanted to look away and not because it was getting awkward but because there was this big hairy dude bending over leaving not one thing to the imagination, I don't know what he was looking for but while he is at it he should probably look for some pants his size that will cover that crack in the grand Canon. But as I looked into her eyes the grand Canon disappeared, literally. When I was done I made my exit off the stage and headed towards Karson but got stopped by a few people on the way telling me how great I was. After thanking them I carried on with my journey, I was almost there when. Someone grabbed my hand forcing me onto the dance stage with them. It wasn't long until I realized that it was Cage "umm what are you doing cage" I ask him. He gave me a grin and said "oh you no just dancing with my future husband" huh wait what "oh ha well where is he because I don't see him" I say hinting out that I'm not the groom to be "oh you are a silly boy my dear jassy" after that I just sent people look as to saying help me please anyone help me please help, just when I thought all hope was lost Karson came to my rescue detaching me from a very wierd and disturbed Cage. I started me rambling until she hushed me by telling me to shut up and dance with her so I did. We danced for a bit and then decided on going out for some dinner at chillies.
A blonde comes up to take our order. I ordered the chicken pasta penny and she got the lemon chicken penny. When the waiter came back she gave us our drinks and food and left us to be. We ate in silence for a while until Karson"accidentally" spilled her water on me. She looks up with no sincerity at all and says "oops I think my hand slipped" I smirk at her and assure her it was fine "don't worry, it's cool" I say as I reach over my plate to her pasta grabbing a big handful and dumping it on her head while laughing uncontrollably. Now this was a site to see, she has pasta running down her which was bright red from anger and while her mouth was gasped open noodles fell into her mouth causing her to spite it out in my face. Eww. And then a food fight among Karson and I broke out causing miner damage to anyone sitting anywhere close to us and also causing us to get banned from Chillies. "Good going Jasper" "me what about you. You started it" "No I didn't you threw the fist noodle therefore leading up to another hundred noodles okay" "well u dumped your drink on me first and it was not an accident Karson" "It wasn't a drink it was water" was her amazing comeback. At that I couldn't help but to bust out laughing which caused Karson to laugh. When we got through our fits of laughter and calmed down we head back to my place to play some games. Thirty minutes later we are in my basement playing a very intense game of ice hockey. Right now I am winning by one point, the score is six to five. Just now I hit the puck with hard force causing Karsons fast reflexes go into action and hitting it with just as much force causing it to fly off the table onto the floor in between each side. We both give a deadly glare and dives for the puck. My hand reaches it first but little Kar Kar here apparently didn't care because she grabbed the top of my hand trying to yank the puck from me. This caused a yanking war which didn't end well because in the middle of yanking she yanked really hard so the puck came flying out of my hands making me accidentally punching her in the left eye.
"Oh my gosh Karson I am so sorry, let me get you so Mr ice for that" I rush off to the kitchen to fetch Karson some ice for her now swollen eye. "Ok bad news we didn't have any ice but I got you some frozen Marshmallows" she blankly stares at me "Marshmallows Jasper. Freaking frozen marshmallows, why do you even have frozen marshmallows. No normal person has frozen marshmallows
In their house." "Okay to my defense I am not normal and my mom has them because she uses them for some kind of desert that she makes okay" "ugh whatever, how is that going to help with the pain" "Oh you silly girl it isn't but what is going to help is these" I say as I pull out a six pack of monster energy drinks. "Uhoh please tell me you're not one of those people who are wildly obsessed with those stupid things" "whaaa noo of course not...and their not stupid thank you very much" "just pass me one you dinkledoo" and for that name calling I just glared at her which earned me a smack to the head and a snatch of a can.

30 Minutes later
"Hey het hey kar kar let's do something crazy, something wild, something no'one has ever done before" "like what jassy go and ride unicorns" "psh no those arnt real and I mean like commit a crime like umm I don't know go make a little bit of our own art at the local museum" "oh dear Lord what have I done to your poor little mind" "probably drugged it" "I don't think we should do that, we could get into some serious trouble" "like what my dear penpal" "grr let's see um maybe go to jail you stupid dinkledoo" "Haha I'll be waiting in the car for you my cuddlycake" I say walking off smirking.